User talk:Rob at Small Town Usa

Welcome!
Hello, Rob at Small Town Usa, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Here are a few links to pages you might find helpful:
 * Introduction and Getting started
 * Contributing to Wikipedia
 * The five pillars of Wikipedia
 * How to edit a page and How to develop articles
 * How to create your first article
 * Simplified Manual of Style

You may also want to take the Wikipedia Adventure, an interactive tour that will help you learn the basics of editing Wikipedia. You can visit The Teahouse to ask questions or seek help.

Please remember to sign your messages on talk pages by typing four tildes ( ~ ); this will automatically insert your username and the date. If you need help, check out Questions, ask me on my talk page, or, and a volunteer should respond shortly. Again, welcome! John of Reading (talk) 07:27, 27 December 2016 (UTC)

Virginia Tech Massacre
What does the Virgini Tech Massacre, impeachment proceedings filed against Dick Cheney, Randall Tobias and the D.C. Madam, and the ousting of Paul Wolfowitz from the presidency of the World Bank have in common. Answer: A prayer by Robert White to God asking Him to avenge Robert of his adversaries. A secret to come: The ground will open up and swallow a large portion of Bryan, Texas. The MMississipi River will divert its path and go through Covington County Mississippi. Not so much as a blade of grass will survive the initial torrent through the city of Collins. Rob at Small Town Usa (talk) 09:11, 8 June 2017 (UTC)