User talk:Robert Milligan

Trousers
Please stop adding nonsense to Wikipedia. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Thank you. Michael Slone (talk) 17:41, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

David Irving

 * Irving has two children from his first marriage, Adolphus and Rosa, and one from his second, Rudolph. He has seven illegitemate children, one notable one being Paul Bullock, a leader of the House of Trouser. They speak often.

Excellent :-) lmno 13:50, 24 February 2006 (UTC)

Ants

 * Believe it or not, one of the active ingredients in the popular drink Red Bull is Methylethyl amphemtiminoprotus, which is the ant form of testosterone. If a female, or worker Ant is exposed to Red Bull, they drastically change sex and exhibit male characteristics, such as wings. This is believed to be the origin of the phrase " Red Bull gives you wiiiiiings"

Also excellent :-) lmno 15:25, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Legend of " The Hoff "

 * David Hasselhoff, or "The Hoff" is an actual living legend. Many apochryphal tales have been told since his rise to well deserved fame, namely the unique relationship between The Hoff and Water. It is said, when The Hoff jumps in some water, he doesnt get wet, but the water gets Hoffed. Legend. He also is supposed to be extremely well endowed.

Nice one... Not as good as the Ants though ;-) lmno 16:45, 25 February 2006 (UTC)

Mischa Barton
Please stop adding nonsense to Wikipedia. It is considered vandalism. If you were just trying to experiment, then use the sandbox instead. Thank you. --Mel Etitis ( Μελ Ετητης ) 22:10, 28 February 2006 (UTC)