User talk:Robertgut1



The Cunning Linguist
Ladies and gentlemen, in the beginning, there was nothing; no world, no universe, no existence. Then there was darkness, followed by the light and later on men and women followed. From that point, the human race fell into chaos, evil, war, and dullness...yet hope then arrived for I came into this world! Since that historic day, many things have been said about me. Overall, it boils down that people cannot believe that I am a spify looking dork that was forge from the couldren of my own greatness and nerdyness that has the guts and ability to answer the questions that have no answers. Known of having a big loud mouth because I am considered the man of many damn words that has enjoyed success quite a bit, so nobody is going to shut me up. Secondly, I am maker of love, not war, so you can talk to me about change, evolution, and solutions but you can count me out if its destruction you seek. Also, I try to live my life by the motto: "Get busy living, or get busy dying"; so I choose to live at full blast, never be afraid of taking a chance, and do what a man got to do. When I look at myself in the mirror, I see an average Latino that has the mind of freaking genius and the charm to captivate anybody I meet. Some people think of my genius as absolute madness, while others call it absolute brilliance. Personally, you will be suprise how both traits can coincide with each other. My “mojo” is legendary among those that know me because they cannot believe that a guy like me can get a woman’s attention and affection so easily (the secret is to be yourself and be respectful). By the way, message to the ladies: I got no time to be fake with any lady, even if that lady is hot because just for being me has gotten me my share of beautiful, sexy, exotic, and smart ladies. My life is a saga that taken me from the "Highway to Hell" to the "Staircase to Heaven" and has given me suspense, thrills, adversity, adventure, suprises and a couple close encounters with a man people call Death. One of my inspirations is Bob Dylan’s song “Like A Rolling Stone” and it is one of the two reasons why I like to travel; the other reason is because I like to bring the Travel Channel to life. Beyond that, I like to lose myself among art, music, poetry, and books because I like to feel an artistic high. I also have a reputation of being a "payaso" because I love to make a person laugh. Laughing makes the body good and your psyche sane (Remember that)! In addition, I am the beacon of light that brings hope for humanity because I think of myself as the next step in the evolution of mankind because I am that damn good. Never doubt me because if you do, one morning you will wake up and realize that I have passed you by in the evolutionary scale. Finally, one day, I will ride into the sunset as a retired champion and as the man that lived an adventurious life worth making into at least a three set movie that could only fit into I-MAX because I am simply, priceless!!!