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Chloe Faust Theorem
In psychology, the Chloe Faust theorem or Chloes' theorem is a concept in human psychology that seeks to explain how information that is discussed can actually impact real-world events. The theorem was coined by a certain Chloe Faust (name later changed to Levitt through marriage) around the year 2000 AD. She had spent many years investigating the strange phenomenon through experiments throughout her personal and business endeavours. The actual theorem is often colloquially called the '7th sense' due to it's similarities to the 6th sense, also known as 'Extrasensory Perception' (or ESP). The theorem states:


 * ''If one is in conversation with someone else and mention another person (let's call them 'Doug') that hasn't been seen nor spoken about for a long time (generally greater than 6 months) then there is an extremely high probability (between 95 and 99.9%) that this person will present themselves in the discussers lives with 5 days. The term 'present' is important as this could mean a physical appearance but can also transcend the digital world in email, SMS or social media (i.e. Facebook or Twitter).

There are numerous theorem-deniers today but Chloe has stood by the theorem for over a decade. There are no bigger doubters than a certain "Ronnie from Bondi", who happens to be related to Chloe. Ronnie has been quoted as saying "What about all the other people you talk about or mention that don't present themselves? This theory is a joke!". It's a testament to Chloe that she has stood by the theorem in the face of all adversity as it continues to prove itself time and time again. It's also extremely fortunate that the two families have not ended up in a feud reminiscent of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.