User talk:Rvdizon

The One with the Jam
Monica has decided she needs a project to help her get over Richard, so she makes tons of jam. When she realizes she's spending more than she can potentially make by selling the jam, she comes up with a new plan. She wants to go to the sperm bank and have a baby. Monica keeps going through potential sperm donors, running across Joey, until she finds the one. Everyone disapproves of this plan, but Joey is the one to talk her out of it when he start depicting her as a married woman with kids, which is what Monica really wants. After accidentally calling Janice fat, Chandler rushes for help to Ross and Rachel. The two are willing to help him out with this stuff, until Chandler asks about the cuddling problem he has at night, when he can't sleep comfortably because Janice is cuddled up against him. Rachel says that she and Ross are "cuddly sleepers" and can't help him out. Ross, on the other hand, knows exactly what Chandler is experiencing and lets him in on a secret. Unfortunately, Chandler does not succeed in carrying Ross' solution without rolling Janice off the bed. He also fails to keep his secret from Janice, who tells Rachel, who is upset with Ross.

Phoebe is stalked by a guy, Malcolm, who thinks that she's Ursula. It turns out that in spite of his restraining order, he's still crazy about Ursula. Phoebe helps him get over her, but as she has a crush on him, she starts going out with him too. Things go well until she's convinced by the guys to see if he's still following Ursula. He thinks it pretty low of Phoebe to start stalking him, but as it turns out, Malcolm is stalking Ursula. Things are too weird for Phoebe because of this, and she breaks up with him.

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