User talk:S.parthiban

Here Are Some Lines For You....

->Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

->Having one child makes you a parent; having two -You are a referee.

->Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!

->I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash

->A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

->Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

->Don't marry the person you want to live with, Marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

->You can't buy love. . . but you pay heavily for It

->True friends stab you in the front

->Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

->Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do Not vote.

->Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired

->Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to Her or she'll take it anyway.

->My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong And she agrees with me.

->Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job To others.

->Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

->You're getting old when you enjoy remembering Things more than doing them.

->I t doesn't matter how often a married man changes His job, he still ends up with the same boss.

->Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

->Saving is the best thing. Especially when your Parents have done it for you.

->Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something

->They call our language the mother tongue because The father seldom gets to speak!