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Sucralamsys[1] is an extremely rare, but highly contagious glandular defect that develops when the victim is under high stress and has had three or more sexual encounters over a relatively short period of time (generally over one or two months) When contracted, this condition causes sweat glands to secrete what is described as a "sticky" solution in addition to the sweat. While extremely rare, the condition can be transferred rather easily through any contact with the pores. Common modes of transmission are shared towels, and especially shared soap. The odds of contraction for this disease are hard to calculate, as relatively few cases have been reported, but physicians project likelihood of contracting Sucralamsys to be between 1 in 10,000 and 4 in 9,000. Origin: The condition was discovered in an Alabama college dormitory in September, 2006[2]. Several female roomates had complained to a physician about awakening with a strange sticky solution coating their skin. At first the condition was dismissed as most likely being a prank, until the recurrence of the symptoms prompted doctors to take a second look. After extensive bloodwork, it was found that Sucralamsys replicates through the X-chromosome, but cannot create a full sample in only one chromosome. This being considered, the disease was found in males, as well. The origin has not yet been discovered, but hundreds of new cases have been occurring throughout the United States, Canada, and England. Fewer than seventy cases have been reported in Mexico, and one has been reported in Japan Prognosis: Though seemingly benign, the effects of this disease are terminal; that is, the condition absorbs into the victim's bloodstream via the subdermal level of the skin, where the sweat glands are given a gateway to the blood stream. Sucralamsys then transfers to the DNA through a process that is not yet understood by researchers. Once it is replicated into RNA after meiosis, the X-chromosomes become infected and reproduce the disease. However, the X-chromosomes cannot carry a full sample of the infection due to the infection's inability to contaminate an entire chromosome during the short meiosis process. Because of this, males are able to contract the disease as well as females, but males do not receive symptoms, and become carriers. The condition is not life-threatening, but victims will show symptoms in sporadic outbursts every month or so for the rest of their life. Treatment:[3] Most medicinal agents, such as Penicilin, and Aspirin, have failed to produce any significant effects, as the disease is not of a bacterial nature. One experimental cure that some physicians believe may help is for the victim to apply olive oil to the epidermal layer where Sucralamsymic outbreaks are taking place; ie, where the sking feels sticky/moist. Application of oil has proven to slow down or stop outbreaks altogether, but at this time, there is not enough evidence to suggest that the disease can be fully cured solely through this method. However, patients applying oil to the skin have universally had fewer outbreaks. Another option is to remove the hair from the scalp to prevent transfer of the disease to other regions of the body, as some physicians believe that the disease lays dormant in the deceased cells in hair follicles, until it can make contact with skin, where it enhabits the epidermal layer as its host layer- much in the same way that virus cells infect their hosts.

Speedy deletion of Sucralamsys
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just leave this page online for a week, okay? I'm playing an elaborate prank on my roomate. I'm not trying to abuse the system- I'll gladly take the page down after Nov. 24

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November 2008
Hello, and welcome to Wikipedia! I noticed that you recently added a hangon template to an article. In order for an administrator to evaluate whether the article should be speedy deleted or not, we request that you provide reasoning, on the article's talk page, for why it should remain. Beach drifter (talk) 07:18, 17 November 2008 (UTC)