User talk:S34ns34n

December 2008
Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Wikipedia. Your edits appear to constitute vandalism and have been reverted. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. --Bongwarrior (talk) 07:38, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

Please do not vandalize pages, as you did with this edit to Edward Payson Chapin. If you continue to do so, you will be blocked from editing.  hmwith  τ   07:39, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

The Hammer Fairy
Once there was a guy whose fleece was nice as snow. His name was Bill Pontuviyusgramonteaburger. No one liked him because he dropped his fecal matter everywhere. He drove his neighbor insane. Now he sits in a hospital shouting “let me out of here!” His new neighbor was Epilotus Fraziexell. Anyways he was allergic to any sort of fecal object that expels from the anus. One day he was baking laxative free cookies when he saw Bill laying a big ol’ meaty chud right on his lawn. He was so mad he hired a hit man to whack him. The hit man reached into his diaper and pulled out a sniper. As he aimed it at bill he smelled a strange aroma reach his nostril. It was none other than laxative free cookies. So he looked and saw a squirrel. He petted it and stroke its CENSORED until it shot CENSORED all over his face. As he wiped the CENSORED of his face and his CENSORED he saw Miss.Jalapeno undressing through her window. Then he discovered something strange. She was…….a………jalapeno. He then continued to watch her undress. As he fell asleep he thought “should I call her?” The thought of fecal matter being used in such a cruel way puzzles me……..I am scared.

Alas all that is left to say is FIN