User talk:SHANEQ22

[Shane Mullarkey] was born in the year of our lord 1984, to Tereasa Mullarkey and Louis Walsh, manager of popular music acts Westlife and Girls Aloud. Popular belief is that he was concieved in the N17's loading bay, where Louis was at the time beginning his career as a band manager. Born out of wedlock, Shane had mixed fortunes as a child. With no talent to mention, Shane Mullarkey had little if nothing to show for the earlier years of his life. Upon reaching the age of 18, Shane felt the need to travel and experience life beyond Irelands shores. On the 18th of April 2003 Shane left for Kenya on a boat named "The Chiquita Banana". Rumours persist this is where Shane got his healthy colour. Upon arrival, he helped build huts for the homeless, take care of orphans and mind a flock of mountain goats. Shane Mullarkey currently resides in Galway and can be found attending lectures along with Ferghal Mulligan.