User talk:SHILOMPS

SHORT INTRO:'

This article is in recognition and a great and noble soul, a person who's vast contributions to human society should not go un-noticed. His contributions to charity and respect for all things living is of such a tremendous nature that even Ghandi would have quivered in his presence.

DESCRIPTION:

He stands a mere 5ft 7inches in hieght, however maintains a stunning figure 216 lbs. His hands are the size of a Polar Bear paw and his feet are akin to that of the boots the Jolley Green Giant would wear. he rarely needs to shave except for the patch of fur which studiously and stubbornly grows in the nape of his shoulders, this mythical and magical hair has been dubbed "Mittens" and rubbing or a keeping stray hairs from Mittens may bring good luck to persons holding such a powerfull artifact. It some cultures it is a powerfull aphrodesiac.

HABBITAT:

Living in Shilo, MB his habbitat consists of vast open ranges, and un-restricted access to many areas which surround this small and scenic village. While located in his liar, he surrounds himself with blankets and can most often be found in his prefered attire of ragged gitch and fraying tank tops (usually accompanied with stains). The gym is his second home where he freaquently destroys world records and dominates young persons with his emmense stature and love musk.  WORLD CONTRIBUTIONS: He has coined many such common terms like "Yannicking" or pulling a "Yannick" which in lamens terms refers to sleeping or simply sleeping while working. Further he has gone on to create and specialize in "Coulombeing" which is a process in which a person who sees,eats,destroys,devestates,nukes,inhales,demolishes,or sally struthers anothers snacks or food product is pulling or participating in a "Coulombing". these can also be combo'd in such way as: I coulombed those jube-jubes and pulled a massive yannick.

Further he is well known for relentlessly destroying and incapacatating office chairs by way of erreparably damaging and disfiguring them.

He can eat 17 tacos, 4 double cheese burgers, and a fleet of canned dolphins in a single sitting of brunch.

he once made love to Dr. Phil and Phil Collins in the same evening in between constructing a house for habitat humanity

he has seen Leonardo dicaprio and Jessica Alba naked on three seperate occasions

he is the don of Forbbiden Flavours in Shilo, MB and as such is entitled to hand kisses.

crum scrapings from his body armour can cure hemopheliacs and are often used in countries such as kenya to make running shoes as they are so light and powerfull, they work with the earths natural magnetic field to create an excess of super speed.

Troy Urbshott wishes he was Yannick Coulombe and often cries of shame while he is curled in the fetal position under Durnford's bed.

PLACES HE IS BANNED FROM:

Narnia

Burger King

Wei Nie

Zellers

Baskin Robins

Run DMC's recording studio

Canada Immigration

Louisiana

Wawanessa

KNOWN AQUAINTENCES:

M. Durnford

SOURCES: Y.Coulombe - a history since birth, NASA, CSIS.

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