User talk:SOCKPUPPETEER

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Again, welcome! It's great to have you. Happy editing!--May the Force be with you! Shreshth91 ($ |-| r 3 $ |-| t |-|)  10:06, 12 November 2005 (UTC)


 * Thanks for your great mail-mergesque welcome message.  I remember way back, when I hadn't become the Sockpuppet king, that I too was given a welcome message, which was so utterly impersonal it was nigh on worthless.  I blanked it.  It's like receiving a Christmas card from your company, automatically generated unsigned half assed seasonal greetings.  It means noting.  Now, maybe for a newbie, some of those links above would have been good reading, but come on, you knew that the SOCKPUPPET KING, most feared of sockpuppets is no newbie.  Just taking a look at my user page would have given you some indication that I knew how the wiki works, still, edit count + 1 eh? - SOCKPUPPETEER 23:59, 13 November 2005 (UTC)
 * What*? How can this guy be accused of being a pupetmaster just because of his username?!? It's cruel and unfair! I would like to know who put that there and give me the evidence of this!--Calvinsupergenius 19:07, 23 January 2006 (UTC)


 * Well, he has admitted to being a puppetmaster. So you can assume he is one. The Republican 01:56, 27 January 2006 (UTC)


 * I believe this page was started up as an example to Sockpuppets. ☺ The pathetic AP  clark   Be nice not nasty  14:41, 28 January 2006 (UTC)


 * So he isn't an actual user? The Republican 19:53, 12 March 2006 (UTC)

Odd.
Okay, so he isn't an actual user? Weird.

What?!
Who is this guy?! Nobody is even has this user. Maybe the computer is controlling it!

Whats the Deal?
Who is this guy if he's not a real user. What is he? 23:57, 6 April 2006 68.194.16.14 (UTC)

An empty account under nobody's control? Perhaps similar to if someone created an account with the name Fake User for the sole purpose of this wikipedia guideline article not having a red link. 16:19, 8 April 2006 200.44.6.195 (UTC)

Yes, just like User:Example. --Gray Porpoise 21:14, 23 September 2006 (UTC)