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Lazaro Hernandez
Born [August 28, 1978] from Cuban American parents who fled the island in the late 1950's before Fidel Castro came into power. Laz, born in [Miami,Fl] at the exclusive Mercy Hospital in Coconut Grove was voted "most beautiful baby 1978" by [Good Housekeeping].

Name Changes

Laz sometimes credited as Damian Hemingway, Pierre Lacroix, Lazaro Hernandez, Paris and Sweets (who he shares with gal pal Vanessa.) has not officially changed his name but is in the near future. Rumor has it that he will combine all the names into one.

EARLY YEARS (1978-1984)''' Growing up in Little Havana before it turned into the trashy non-cuban neighborhood it is today, he experienced a typical cuban upbringing done by his great grandparants. Laz's Parents Magdalena Sentmanat and John Hernandez divorced when he was 3 months old. Rumor has it that his father went crazy after seeing the movie the Omen and did not want anything to do with his son.(Laz has never been proven as the anti-christ,) his mother on the other hand was on the verge of supermodel status with Eileen Ford (Ford Modeling Agency) but disappeared into the Studio 54 disco world of early 1980's New York City. During this time Laz spent time at Miami's most exclusive places, El Farito beach in Key Biscayne, Ventian Pool in Coral Gables and the Luxuirous Fountainbleu Hotel in Miami Beach. In his down time he found an early icon in Lynda Carter TV's Wonder Woman who he idolized as a God.

PRETEEN YEARS (1984-1990) Laz spent several years at the exclusive Jose Marti Grammer School before switching over to the public school enviornment. Little is known about his elementary and middle school days as it is stated that he would soon publish his memoirs.

TEENAGE YEARS (1991-1997) Laz attended Miami Coral Park Senior High where he met his best friend Rosalyn Alvarez where the two got into misadventures throughout the 4 year term. Most notable was the elaborate scheme to get a teacher fired were Rosy seduced the teacher and Laz catching the event on tape, also not to be forgotten is Prom Night 1997 were Laz and Rosy after losing Prom King and Queen poured a bucket of blood over the winners heads a la Carrie Style.

Early Adult Life (1997-2001) After High school Laz headed into corporate America.Here he met an all new cast of friends which further aspired him to pursue his dreams of Acting as he was continuly told he was wasting his talents.

(Present)

VANITY CRUISES (On hold till summer 2010)

Laz in Summer 2004 started his own cruise line Vanity Cruises. Vanity was building its first ship during the summer named "Decadence on the Seas" the ship was to begin sailing July 4,2005 when it was partially sunk at the shipyard in France by the now defunct terroist group "Belmont-Brooks". In order to assure his Fourth of July celebration he purchased a classic liner and turned her into the pink lady of the seas, the S/S South Beach. The ship which was to offer the first overnight stays in Laz's private island Luscious Cays suffered a terrible boiler explosion before service could begin. Laz feeling that these were bad signs chose to hold up the start up of Vanity Cruises until things are more favaroable, he hopes his cruise line can get off the ground by 2010 once the public forgets its troubled past.

Showgirls 2- Showboys released Summer 2005

Laz received his first role as David Malone, cousin to Nomi Malone who's character was made famous by Elizabeth Berkley of Saved by the Bell fame. This was the continuing story of the Las Vegas entertainer, focusing now on the men in the buisness. The movie also starred Colin Farrel, Cher, Wayne Newton and Celine Dion. The movie rated NC-17 did well for a movie of that nature attracting mostly a gay and female audeince grossing 10.6 Millon dollars its opening weekend, the movie worldwide has grossed over 90 millon dollars this is attributed to the release of the special edition DVD containing full frontal nudity between all cast members. Due to the conterversial rape scene on Laz from Celine Dione and Wayne Newton where he was seduced into their dressing room by their hypnotic voices, the movie has not been broadcast on network or cable television due to this scene. Production of Showgirls 3: Broadway have been scrapped as Laz has stated he wants this last film to be the ultimate in the Showgirls Saga, fans have backlashed since the proposed movie united Elizabeth Berkly and Lazaro Hernandez on Broadway.

Kidnapping,Terriost Threats and Attacks

12/12/04 Laz was run off the road in his classic Mercury Cougar by Paparazzi wanting a picture, he was rescued by Jennifer Connelly, Laz only suffered minor injuries, he recovered at Paris Hilton's estate in Beverly Hills.

''12/17/04 Laz admitted to the press that he was raped by his long lost twin brother Daniel Abreu. Daniel denied all charges. (fact) A tv movie was made by lifetime titled "He said NO, The Raping of Lazaro Hernandez". John Stamos played Laz.''

3/13/05 Laz was attacked at the Cheesecake Factory alongside gal pal Rosanna Gavazzi, Laz manage to deflect all bullets with his silver watch.

''3/21/05 Laz was kidnapped by Alqueda members after they had seen a screening of Showgirls 2 where Laz makes fun of Allah throughout the movie. Laz was abducted at the Shops of Bal Harbor in hopes to sink him along with his ship "Decadence on the Seas" he was kept in a concentration camp in Afghanstin for 2 hours before The CIA were able to recover him from the camp he was sent to where he was forced to do unmentionable things in those two hours.''

"7/15/06 Laz was hit by a computer virus sent by Alqueda in order to destroy the manuscript of Enchanted Realm, though four chapters were lost he had hard copy back ups.

Enchanted Realm

Laz and Alida Perez completed a novel that is due to be released soon. The novel is currently being edited for release. Its subject nature is so disturbing critics are saying this may sink their career. Laz and Ali have been working on this for the past two years and take the criticism with a grain of salt.

Superman Returns Scandal

Laz was cast in Superman Returns as Clark Kent/Superman at the request of Christopher Reeve. Laz had filmed 30% of the film after he was abruptly fired from the movie. It is rumored that the studio had had enough of Laz's antics with constant script changes and recasting of characters. Laz sued warner bros as he was under contract. They have since settled out of court. Pictures have circulated around the internet with Laz in full Superman costume and Director Bryan Singer is currently debating if scenes with Laz should be included in the upcoming DVD release.

European Adventures

Laz has completed two trips to Europe recently along with his international friend Arepa. Laz explains that Europe loves him and he will continue to go back for more as everyone there is white.

Confessions Tour

Laz made an appearence on stage at Madonna's final US concert were he was asked to go on with her and perform a duet of "Erotica".

"Remakes and upcoming Movies"

Laz has many movies in the works and has also vowed to remake many of his favorite movies and TV shows, here is his most recent list from [Comingsoon.net]

Flashdance (In Production) Movie is set to star Laz as Alex a steel town boy on a saturday night looking for the fight of his life and Jennifer Beals as his dance instructor. (Released date: 2007).

Footloose (In Production) Laz wil be taken on the role of Ren made famous by Kevin Bacon, the movie is set in rural Micousokee, FL were the indians have forbidden dance in fear of heavy rain. (Released date: 2007).

(Fact) Flashdance and Footloose are being shot consecutivly so Laz does not loose his dance training.

Christine (In Pre-Production) Laz will be staring as the owner of a possessed Mercury Cougar, it was Laz's idea to replease the 1950's Red Plymouth fury with the last of the 2002 Mercury Cougars all in blue instead of red. Universal is currently purchasing 20 Cougars for the various scenes (Release date: unknown)

Carrie (Rumored) Laz is rumored to be playing Carrie's father in this new take on the classic horror novel, he has stated that he based the father character on Faye Dunaway's performance in Mommie Dearest and plans to take this role over the top. Laz is (Release date: unknown)

The Exorcist (Rumored) Laz will be playing the role of Reagan a possessed 17 year old boy. It has been reported that Linda Blair will be playing his mother. (Release Date:unknown)

Psycho ( In Pre-Production ) Norman Bates will be played by Laz, a sexualy confused psychopath who runs the Bates motel. Other attched stars are Naomi Watts who will be playing Marion Crane, Naomi has stated it has been her dream to star in the famous shower scene. (Release date: unknown)

A Nightmare on Elm Street: Prequel (Rumored) Laz has been allegedly cast as young Freddy Krueger. The movie will take place in the events prior to Freddy being burned alive and his murder spree as the Springwood slasher. This will be the 4th Elm Street film Wes Craven has come back for, he feels very strongly on telling the characters life prior to being the Dream Killer he became. Wes is also in talks with Heather Lagenkamp who played Nancy in the first film and Mark Patton who played Jesse in part 2 for cameos in this film. Mark Patton has been extremly difficult to find since he seemed to have disappeard off the face of the earth.(Release date: unknown)

Brokeback Moutain 2- The Escape (Rumored)- Laz joins Heath Ledger in this most anticpated sequel. The story follows Heath's Character after the first film and Laz will play a future love interest. This is a first for Laz in being cast as a small supporting character.(Release date: unknown)

Que Pasa USA? (Pre-Production)- Going back to his cuban roots, Laz will star in a remake of the 1970's PBS show. The show usually only known to cubans in Miami, FL will be a seven week mini-series airing on all PBS stations througout the country. The show follows the Pena family making it in today's world where cubans no longer have Little Havanna, Hialeah and Weschester to themselves and learn to deal with new ethnic families moving into their once cuban only neighborhood. Laz who is also producing the mini-series for PBS is currently talking to the original cast for cameos and is hoping to get the orginal Jauna and Pepe to play "the abuelos". Rumors on the mini-seris have surfaced that Laz and Steven Bauer got into a huge confrontation in regards to this as Steven refuses to have anything to do with the show and his cuban heritage. Depending on when production actually begins Laz is rumored to be playing either the father Pepe or the son Joe. (Release date: TBA)

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