User talk:Samess28

What to do to get unblocked?
and, Hello! I need help getting unblocked. So I figured I’d ask a couple of admins for help. This is my first Wikipedia account, so sockpuppetry, logically makes no sense. Thanks! Samess28 (talk) 23:55, 20 April 2024 (UTC)
 * What you do is stop maintaining this silly charade that you're not a sockpuppet. What you do is go back to your original account and request an unblock there, making it clear you accept the wrongs you have done and what you intend on doing on the project. --Hammersoft (talk) 00:29, 21 April 2024 (UTC)
 * Yeap, what Hammersoft said. You aren't very good at hiding, you aren't fooling anyone. Each time you evade your block, you make it ever less likely the block on your original account will ever be lifted. --Yamla (talk) 11:51, 21 April 2024 (UTC)
 * Oooooh I was wondering why I got pinged here--it's because you're Tony the Beach person! Look, we don't even need to CU-block you; if you continue to make foolish and unacceptable edits like this one, you'll continue to get yourself blocked just out of sheer incompetence. Later, Tony--and like said, if you continue with this silliness, you'll never get to come back legitimately. Aah, a life of crime and subterfuge, immorally breaking the rules and lying to people, living in the shadows--surely that's not what a beach enthusiast should aim for. Drmies (talk) 16:43, 21 April 2024 (UTC)
 * ,, and , I don’t remember the password for my first account, as I’ve said before, I’m 81 years young! Anyway, I just want to be helpful. Tony’s Beach is real and is very important to me and the people of Long Beach Township, and I just wanted to reflect that accurately. Is there a way that you could switch my main account to this one and unblock it? Samess28 (talk) 22:55, 21 April 2024 (UTC)
 * Thank you for dropping the silly charade that you are not a sockpuppet. There's no "switching" accounts. If you confirm your sockpuppet accounts and vow never to use them again, that's a step in the right direction. As to unblocking. what is it you intend on doing here? If it's to continue as you have been, trying in vain to get your favorite beach and beach patrol on Wikipedia, forget it. As to Tony's Beach being real....so what? There's a tree outside where I live. It's real. I can even prove it's real. But, that doesn't mean it gets an article here. There's more than 370,000 miles of coastline in the world. Wikipedia is not a collection of everything in the world. See WP:NOTEVERYTHING. Barring presentation of multiple reliable, secondary sources that are independent of the subject and provide significant coverage, the likelihood of your beach or beach patrol article making it live here is pretty much nil, especially after the months long attempts you have made to try to force them into existence. A single sentence in an article, which you provided as "proof" of notability, isn't going to cut it, nor even close. So, go ahead and make your unblock request if you like. The instructions are above, in the block notice. But, you'd better make it a very, very good unblock request. Identify your socks, vow to abandon them, assert you aren't going to try to force your way around here, and it would be best if you assert you're not going to try to add anything about that beach or the beach patrol. You might have a chance then. I won't review the unblock request, I'll leave it to some other administrator. I'm too involved to be impartial now. --Hammersoft (talk) 00:42, 22 April 2024 (UTC)
 * I understand, and thank you for the advice. I appreciate your kindness even after everything I’ve done. Samess28 (talk) 00:56, 22 April 2024 (UTC)
 * I explicitly no longer stand by the struck through statement. Samess28 (talk) 02:28, 22 April 2024 (UTC)

Please give me a chance
I have spoken to Hammersoft and have obviously owned up to my wrongdoing and agreed to make constructive contributions to Wikipedia. Please give me the opportunity to be better. Samess28 (talk) 01:45, 22 April 2024 (UTC)


 * Samess28, please be aware that per WP:BLANKING you may NOT remove declined unblock requests from your talk page while you remain blocked sitewide. --Hammersoft (talk) 03:41, 22 April 2024 (UTC)