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Waffle Suider
The rare waffle suider can be found in The Wicklow Mountains, Ireland. Although they seem lovable and edible, the waffle suider is a vicious creature. They should not taken is a joke, they are a danger to the human race. Many people of Dublin, Wicklow, Waterford and Cork have decided to eat the waffle suider to extinction, whilst people of Limerick have decide to stab the waffle suider to a "lump".

The waffle suider is a mix between an octopus, crepe and a duck. Although the octopus and duck are not deadly, the waffle suider inherited it's anger and violent disorder from it's pancake like ancestor. Many people have been confronted by the suider. If this happens, the best thing to do is act big and then immediately drown the waffle suider in honey. If this succeeds, you should be able to eat the waffle for your own pleasure. If this fails, just step on it.

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