User talk:SandtheNag

Dan Pffeiffer had a simple life in his secluded Omaha Nebraska home. One day he met a girl named Sandra Conween, they had a child and named him Joshua Daniel, he was not very attractive. The reason being, Sandra drank alcohol and smoked cigarettes while she was pregnant. Today Joshua attends the events at the special Olympics, last year he received a participation award for the following events: Basketball, Baseball, Swimming. Joshua is popular at these events because he once swam the wrong way in the 40 meter swim. But, he did however place 5th out of 5 participants. Dan works at Hooters as a waiter. Sandra works as a secretary for the Monroe Myer school for disabled, Joshua gets in for free because his mom works there.

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