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Sir Bradley Dodds
Sir Bradley Dodds was a great philospher and artist who was highly intrigued by the male penis. He drew many famous pictures of the male body part, including his most famous piece "je crave le cock" in which recently sold in an auction for £2 billion. He was knighted for his emotionally dedicated series of novels entitled, the "knob novels". He was jubilated at the honour of knighthood, claiming " i'm so proud, i just wanna go home nd make a cake in the shape of a penis!". This caused a lot of controversy as he said this on live tv. This led to his knighthood being removed and he was sentenced to execution by hanging. Sir Bradley Dodds was an idol for people who enjoy the shape and texture of a penis, including myself (Jack Parris). He was hung on the 15th June 2010 on a wooden structure in the shape of a penis. His life was full of life and he was a great man that should be forever remembered, R.I.P Bradley Dodds. Santy123 (talk) 12:06, 15 June 2010 (UTC)

Speedy deletion nomination of Sir Bradley Dodds
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