User talk:Sarcastic ShockwaveLover

Yep. You guessed it. It's my talk page.

NOTE: I require a toll of one (1) joke per section, to balance out the Serious Bizness.

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May 2009
Welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to contribute constructively to the encyclopedia, we would like to remind you not to attack other editors. Please comment on the contributions and not the contributors. Take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. YOWUZA Talk 2 me! 11:51, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
 * I don't see how that is civil. The main conclusion was that he didn't meant it like that anyway. -- YOWUZA Talk 2 me! 18:22, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Didn't put that well. The user wasn't suicidal and while I agree, it seems pretty insensitive, that's all. -- YOWUZA Talk 2 me! 18:39, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
 * It was mainly the part when you said "maybe the world would be better of without you" that did it. -- YOWUZA Talk 2 me! 12:00, 17 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Saw a reply to your post: "Please rethink the tone of that statement. Suppose someone who reads this thread is a family member of that individual. DurovaCharge! 19:41, 16 May 2009 (UTC)" -- YOWUZA  Talk 2 me! 12:47, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

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Irrito NPA
I totally appreciate the exasperation here, but framing a personal attack as "NPA forbids a personal attack, but here are some insults that spring to mind" is obviously still a personal attack. Other editors have been trying to explain to Irrito that his bad-faith assumptions and personal attacks are inappropriate behaviour, so a mod dropping in to insult him doesn't really help. --McGeddon (talk) 11:45, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm not a mod, mate. Just an ordinary editor here. That said, I see what you mean. Guess it's not a good idea to peruse ANI when you've had little sleep. My apologies. Sarcastic ShockwaveLover (talk) 11:50, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Removed ill-advised comments. Best of luck sorting the matter out! Sarcastic ShockwaveLover (talk) 11:56, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh, fair enough, I must have just misread your user page. No problem. It's always important to check you have enough muscle strength to bite your tongue, before reading ANI.
 * Your toll joke, which you can google the punchline to: What's black and white and eats like a horse? --McGeddon (talk) 11:59, 13 August 2009 (UTC)
 * For anyone else happened by this page, the answer is, of course, a Zebra. Sarcastic ShockwaveLover (talk) 12:59, 2 September 2009 (UTC)

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A barnstar for you!
I'm afraid I'm not the author of the shot - I merely moved it to a new location/filename so it would be easier to find. Sarcastic ShockwaveLover (talk) 20:17, 10 June 2012 (UTC)

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User group for Military Historians
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April 2021 WikiProject Military History Reviewing Drive
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