User talk:Sarki nhouston

P.O.O.M.A. (POOMA Statistics) : This is an abbreviation that is not unlike it's sister abbreviation, (P.O.O.Y.A.). They both deal with real statistical values with regards to numbers and plausibility.

Normal Statistics is however, confined by facts, the randomness of a statistical range, the bell curve etc. POOMA and POOYA statistics on the other hand, are immune to these indelible hindrances.

POOMA statistics, while being staunch, self/re re- assuring, takes its significance, not from the fickleness that dominates the imbecility of sampling vast amounts of subjects in order to draw conclusions that are (at best) less than certain. POOMA's and POOYA's significance lie in the fact that they sample one, and only one subject.. (while the science behind this method is still in the developmental stages, it remains the most powerful tool we have today in dealing with the 'truthiness' of issues

Simply put, POOMA and POOYA statistics are the latest in mathematical wizardry that threaten the structure of pure and applied mathematics alike,.

Very few know of it's existence (due to suppression by certain elements in Government),nonetheless, thiswizardry/science broke all boundaries to show itself, and show itself it did!

If you Watched the latest Republican Presidential campaign, you have witnessed POOMA and POOYA statistics at its best.

POOMA Statistics are statistics I 'Pulled Out Of My Ass"....you already know what POOYA is

Note: POOMA Statistics are statistics I casually Pulled Out Of My Ass to make me sound knowledgable, Confident and intellectual. POOYA Statistics denote when someone other than yourself does it.

PROS of using POOMA and POOYA statistics: Scare the shit out of Ted Nugent.

Cons of using POOMA and POOYA Statistics: Ted Nugent may actually see the light, figure out he is an imbecile, and then try to make up for his short comings by becoming your friend!

If the latter happens....RUN!!!