User talk:Schmackiogram

Freakmasterflex
Please stop adding nonsense to Wikipedia. It is considered vandalism. If you were just trying to experiment, then use the sandbox instead. Thank you. User:Zoe|(talk) 04:21, 21 December 2005 (UTC)

i hate you (you sound kinda sexy though)

So, er..
How come you came back after adding a load of nonsense? I'm still going to have to warn you, even if Cristobal Ortiz does exist, for hoaxing.

He's real i just made a real article this time (i dont know how to "talk")

and vinnilla ninja sucks ass

This is your last warning. The next time you vandalize a page, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. No personal attacks also applies here (and their sucking ass, well, you'd know about that). Hedley 03:31, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

Hedley you asshole i was just about to cite that he is real im looking at his basball card right now (can you bring that back)

i just wanna make an article
 * I can bring it back, but you've got to stop calling people an asshole. I don't care what you call me, but other people will block you for it. I'll restore it, but you're on a final warning, so anymore personal attacks or vandalism and I'll have to block you. Hedley 03:38, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

ok i'll try but you have to stop acting like one

thanx dude
 * Well, I wasn't really acting like one, you started it. ;) You might want to change your user page too, because it makes people think that you're an asshole. Hedley 03:42, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

which one?

is that a good enough source? (its the only one)
 * Er, not really, as it's 4 years old. Can you find one online. And the bit at the top of the userpage. The users who spend their lives whinging on here (not me) won't like that. ;) Hedley 03:53, 23 December 2005 (UTC)

Editing other people's Talk pages comments will get you blocked. User:Zoe|(talk) 00:38, 26 December 2005 (UTC)

Cristobal Ortiz
If you try to to perpetrate another hoax on Wikipedia like this one, you will be blocked from editing. User:Zoe|(talk) 02:38, 26 December 2005 (UTC)

what the fuck??,,this guy is real, already went through this conversation with another guy.

whats wrong with you

Probably (permanent) PMT. --84.65.47.66 10:14, 26 December 2005 (UTC)

damn man this cristobal ortiz deal really has you guys hoped up.how would the real cristobal ortiz feel about this? shame on you guys.

Can you explain this: Cristobal Ortiz learned to play baseball from his father who was on the Brazilian oylmpic baseball team. Brazil has never had a baseball team in the Olympics. User:Zoe|(talk) 16:42, 29 December 2005 (UTC)

Blocked
You have been blocked for one week for twice removing the AfD header from the Cristobal Ortiz header, for changing other people's Talk page comments, and for repeated vandalism, hoaxing and trolling. When you come back, please learn how to become an accepted member of the community. User:Zoe|(talk) 03:15, 27 December 2005 (UTC)

you actually looked that up