User talk:Schwating

[Schwat] What is a schwat? A schwat is when a person/persons are capable of creating the 'je ne sais quoi' particle of the "what" known in regualar english with the "shhh" sound of a lisp. It is commonly used amoung North American's, particularly Canadians (who did in fact distroy in the 2010 Vancouver winter olympics with the exceeding amount of gold medals, maybe not the most medals won, but the country with the most highest quality medals fosho.) around the nations capital Ottawa. When a person is in a hurry or is generally irritated with such simple and non-intruiging vocabulary learned with the language they grew up in, Schwat tends to replace the "what" and jazz it up a tad. However, used in the wrong context, or by the wrong person/persons, the individual saying such words might just look like a tool (a foul human being that causes displeasure far and wide of where the individuals presence appears. Under extreme conditions other homo sapiens might just throw large quantities of pineapples at them, which can lead to injuries, drownings and jail time due to the severity of the musclemass of the attacker and lack-there-of of the victim who cannot use schwat in the right context or in the right way so the chances are, they deserved it however this has caused such large amounts of philosphical debates from sea to sea.) turn repeatitivly until it goes as quick as it can and therefor with the friction amoung the gears heat is created and therefor lost if one does not wear a tuque, especially in this winter. This would be the situation in which a person might "schwat". The individuals first or third but never second thought my come across as "what am i reading here?" or "what exactly is the point of this?" or "what is that ugly couple over in the corner doing?" but as one might point out, all those questions (and slight variations amoung those mildly humerous questions are acceptable due to certain circumstances) do in fact start with a what. At this point of time, the indiviual might insert the very acceptable Schwat into their mind, or say it verbally for the joys of all those around.

To pronounce the wonderous word Schwat, those who have the unfortunes of lisps are granted the pleasure to do the announciation of Schwat to the best of the ability known to human kind. Shhh-what, simple enough, but boy oh boy it might become quite the tricky devil for those who aren't thinking in the context or situation they use it in (it is now a law in multiple countries that we must remind the user of the word to be aware of flying exotic fruits when using the word publically. We are not responsible for most damage except for the broken tv, sorry about that but the party was good and things were just a bit too fun.)

In a nutshell,Schwat is mearly a simple replacement for the simple yet dreary word What.

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