User talk:Scinetist3333

Canned Awesomeness.
Our names are Mason Hiroshi and Mark Supercruise and we are form the planet Poontar and Cybertran we come to your earth planet for 2 reasons and 2 reasons only we require the energy of your planet to live and also your planet has very good priceing for condominiums on the northeast Los Angeles Area. My true form is of your human bicycle/karate kid and Marks' true form is of Mark/F-22 Raptor, you should consider yourselves lucky that we are sharing this information with you because it is extremely top secret and shouldn't be known by human kind but we have considered it and we are now sharing this information with you vis the scum of a website Wikipedia. As i said earlier we are here to ingest your earth enery or AABs' so we can continue to thrive in our endless trek across the universe. Our origin begins with us being created by the creator of all things, Mattgeeitron. We were created so we could fulfill the needs of Mattgeeitron most of his needs being the fact that he has many 35 foot buckets growing from his body so we needed to scavenge the universe for a ointment to solve his bucket related problem. On our trek we stumbled upon this dirtbag planet called Earth, we found a cure for his problem but we hid it from him because we found that on your planet earth we could do magical things such as transform into an earth bicycle or a jet fighter for example, but soon we were discover by Mattgeeitron and his newly required brother Gayshous Tennisus and we were sentenced to walk this planet in an eternal limbo until we have proved our worthiness to Mattgee and Gaysho.Until then we must kill and injure the human race. Which is why we created the four horsemen and all other causes of death from death by old age and death by intercourse with an angry bear and we did this for our personal enjoyment. For it was us who crated the human race and all its pity when we colided with this earth all of the animals on this planet all gave birth to 1 human being which creathed what you know as the human race today.