User talk:Scrplr88/England Hypothesis

I am sorry to have abused Wikipedia, which is unarguably an amazing, useful, reliable and (clearly) well-reviewed database of all things. I will not do this again, though if one who would delete it would refrain for 24 hours, I would deeply appreciate it. If one would not refrain, please at least read it because it's funny. If one would not read it and just delete it, they are undoubtedly in England, and subsequently are England itself.

Hoax
This article is, of course, a deliberate hoax by. If it was disrupting Wikipedia to prove a point, please now tag it with Db-g7. Hoaxes in Wikipedia are considered vandalism, and persistent perpetrators of hoaxes are subject to blocking and banning. - Pointillist (talk) 11:08, 29 November 2009 (UTC)