User talk:Sean foster

99% FOOLPROOF WAY OF COMMITTING SUICIDE

Why are you reading this? Research?

Or to free yourself from the pains of life itself?

PLEASE READ NO MORE & GO DIRECTLY TO Tel: 08457 909090 jo@samaritans.org

Whilst conducting research into suicide to use on myself, having tried various options in the past I was looking for the simplest comfortable effective way possible.

I did not find anything suitable that was guaranteed apart from gunshot or trains, neither of which are deemed comfortable.

The best way of suicide by bleeding is as the following chosen method. I have not come across this method anywhere before & like to think that I am the first to devise & end my life by this method alone.

I give this method the name of “SUICIDE BY FOSTERS BRACHIAL” & wish successful suicide to all my followers using this method.

Using this method there is less chance of nerve damage in the unlikely event that the attempt should fail:

CHOSEN METHOD Laceration of the:

Brachial Artery

The continuation of the axillary artery; BEFORE it branches into the radial and ulnar arteries.

The above information provided by:

National Library of Medicine - Medical Subject Headings 2007 MeSH MeSH Descriptor Data - By attempting to lacerate at this point rather than the wrist, we get less chance of nerve damage (less problems should we unlikely survive this method) i.e. only one nerve at this point (median nerve), along with cutting the flow to both the radial & ulnar arteries at the same time. The best point for this is on the crease on the inside of the arm at the opposite side to the elbow, but being aware of the location of the median nerve. (Please see following pictures of nerves & arteries of the arm). The Brachial artery is more or less central on the inner elbow crease. On myself it can easily be found by the stretching of the arm, the artery appears like a bridge across the crease. Mine are easily spotted also by the needle marks from my history of blood & plasma donating. These pictures & more similar, can be found at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/median_nerve & http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/brachial_artery

Image:Nerves of the left upper extremity.gif From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/median_nerve

Image:Gray1235.png From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/brachial_artery

99% FOOLPROOF WAY OF COMMITTING SUICIDE

“SUICIDE BY FOSTERS BRACHIAL”

WARNING! DO NOT PROCEED TO READ THIS DOCUMENT ANY FURTHER!

Be 100% sure you wish to carry on reading these instructions into successful suicide.

THIS METHOD IS NON REVERSIBLE

YOU ARE MOST LIKELY TO DIE FROM CARRYING OUT THE

FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS

Step 1: You need to have given this matter some serious thought at least over several weeks.

THIS IS NOT A SPUR OF THE MOMENT THING!

Step 2: You tell nobody of your intentions.

Step 3: You acquire yourself the necessary tool, I am using a blade from the recently older type of razor, still available in the shops but rapidly becoming scarce, (not cut throat), the blades on the modern razors don’t cut deep enough. The sharper the blade the cleaner & less painful the cut.

Step 4: Make sure you are clear headed about what you are about to do,

NO DRUGS, NO ALCOHOL not if you wish to be successful first time.

Step 5: Make sure you are alone & will not be disturbed for the next 4 hours at least. (I am fortunate I live alone).

Step 6: Make yourself comfortable I shall take myself to bed & put my arms under the covers to conceal them from any one coming in on me after the deed is done.

Step 7: Hold the blade in whichever hand you hold a pen with, with slight pressure, run it across the brachial artery of the opposite arm, repeat until heavily bleeding.

Now put the blade in the other hand & repeat on the opposite brachial artery.

Step 8: You should gently slip away over the next 30 minuets or so due to the severe loss of blood.

Step 9: FINALLY REST IN PEACE.

I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT PROVIDEING YOU FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS OUT TO THE LETTER & NOBODY DISTURBS YOU UNTIL THE DEED IS COMPLETE YOU SHALL HAVE SUCCESFULLY COMMITTED SUICIDE.

SEE YOU IN HEAVEN.

Take care & Keep smiling.