User talk:Seapanther

Ocean Kibble is a rare but highly sought after version of earth kibble. It is only found near midnight in Takapuna. Some maintain that Ocean Kibble is the product of a mind hanging by a thread on the lower branches of sanity. Others however maintain that it is as real as Mudge (pronounced Fudge).

Commercial Ocean Kibble
While many attempts have been made to farm Ocean Kibble few have been successful. Largely due to the fictional nature of the product.

Wet/Dry Ocean Kibble
This Ocean Kibble is dry in the ocean but wet when removed it has been proposed that it is the answer to the indestructible dunking biscuit. A biscuit that will never get too wet and hence fall off into the bottom of your cup of tea completely ruining your day.

Manufacturing process
Ocean Kibble can only be manufactured in the minds of drunk people.

Organic Ocean Kibble
Organic Ocean Kibble is available in a range of artificial flavours and colours.

Frozen Ocean Kibble
Although Frozen Ocean Kibble is available over the counter from licensed dairies, ice cream salesmen and some unlicensed back street kibble houses It must be kept at room temperature to prevent spoiling

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Jon Katz

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Jkatz (WMF) (talk) 23:54, 26 February 2016 (UTC)