User talk:Sellmichigan

Michigan Sold!
The United States of America has reportly been in recent discussions with Canada over the 26th state of the Union, Michigan. It has been confirmed by several inside sources that the once highly prized state will be sold to Canada for a mere 200 pesos. This is due to a petition to the government to get rid of that state up north by the Ohio State Buckeye fan base. They can't stand to see such a waste of land. President George W. Bush had this to say about the near future deal: "We realize that the Buckeye fan base is what keeps sports in the world today. I never was a fan of scUM and once I received the petition from Jim Tressel, himself, I gladly took it and demanded it be passed by Congress." Further more, when asked about the pesos, Bush had this to say: "Yes, we did sell it for 200 pesos because basically pesos are worthless in Mexico and when they get traded in for the good ol' American dollar its becomes a big investment. To aid in the deal we also gave Canada all of our illegal-immigrants." He left our reporters with a loud "O-H!". Several "I-O"s paraded the airways shortly after. More details to come once we receive them.......

BREAKING NEWS!
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