User talk:Semccants

Things about West Virginia that Need to be Known In Order To Understand the West Virginia Sonnet:
-Hedgesville: a small town outside of Martinsburg, West Virginia. Hometown of future singer/ songwriter/ actress/ comedian/ model/ professional flute player Sarah "Kitty" McCants. - 300 South Mary Street, Hedgesville, WV 25427: the adress of Miss McCants' childhood home in which she lived for ten years (age 3 to age 13)

-"House of Good": the Good family were neighbors of Sarah's who lived three houses down. The youngest of the family was Rebeka Good, now a senior at Hedgesville High School. This family's home was just about Sarah's second; So much so that when Sarah was at the age of six or seven, she set out (at eight o'clock in the morning on a Saturday) to knock on the Good's door, ask for cereal, and proceed to eat the Honey Combs in front of their tv (that was playing Recess (TV Series), all the while wearing her pajamas and her finest Sunday school shoes. In this story, it is important to note that Sarah hadn't told her parents that she was visiting the "House of Good," so while she was enjoying a nice breakfast, her parents and brothers were out and about looking for her. (Her older brother, Samuel, claims that he knew she just had to be under the table, but she wasn't. Samuel McCants is unimportant and moronic.)

-"Run and waddle all about": a quote from Romeo and Juliet

-WVU: West Virginia University; the tone in Sarah's sonnet is meant to be sarcastic, ironically, because it isn't looked at as the school of uppermost difficulty; however, it is ironic because Sarah has not the best grades "of which she is capable," so although WVU may be a joke, Sarah does not have good enough grades to even attend it.

Semccants (talk) 03:01, 4 May 2009 (UTC)