User talk:Senator Cooter

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PHE, Inc.
First off, Senator, you didn't even look at the link I put there (which describes precisely the relationship of PHE, Inc. to both Adam&Eve and Carrboro and is a much better reference than the link to the Adam&Eve site.)  Second, while erotica may be a euphemism, pornography is a legal definition. To say that PHE distributes pornography opens Wikipedia up to litigation. They've not been legally accused of distributing pornography and the case they lost in court was for selling condoms in Mississippi. Finally, Adam&Eve is a brand. You can't purchase Adam&Eve products in Hillsborough (and certainly not in Carrboro) as they're not sold in a brick-and-morter store. Digitalican 16:54, 12 October 2006 (UTC)

Wikistalking and civility
Please do not harass me by doing a mass revert of my edits for no reason and please watch your language and tone. This is your first warning for harassment and for civility. It is important to keep a cool head, especially when responding to comments against you or your edits. Personal attacks and disruptive comments only escalate a situation; please keep calm and remember that action can be taken against other parties if necessary. Attacking another user back can only satisfy trolls or anger contributors and leads to general bad feeling. Please try to remain civil with your comments. Thanks! Jasper23 01:51, 27 October 2006 (UTC)

Paranoia I presume. Senator Cooter 00:21, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

Please leave me alone. This is your second warning. Jasper23 01:58, 28 October 2006 (UTC)

I kettle - you pot. Likewise I'm sure. Senator Cooter 02:36, 28 October 2006 (UTC)