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Fort Collins Girls Gone Derby
In 2006, Fort Collins realized it was missing something. Something great. Something… DERBY. To fill the void, FoCo Girls Gone Derby was born. This wasn’t to be just any league, though. Only the toughest, sexiest, and most determined women were destined to play.

Fo Co uses their skill and athleticism to play a great game every time, while still maintaining a fondness for fist fights and fishnets. While following WFTDA (Women’s Flat Track Derby Association) guidelines to maintain fairness, sports-womenship, and athletic ability, these women never fail to entertain.

Fo Co is made up of two home teams and one travel team.

Teams

The Death Row Dolls are bad girls from the other side of the tracks, with moves as electrifying as the chairs they’re scheduled for.

Meet the Death Row Dolls

Sequin Destroy

RollaRella

Laura Mangles Wilder

Skater Bater

Ophelia Johnson

Tammy Faye Slayer

Blueyed Suicide

Ripper Limbsov

Urrk'n Jerk'n

MIA KRUSH HER

Straight off the runway of high fashion and shady dealings come The Chanel Cartel, setting new trends in violence.

I'll Bruisa Peach

Tiki Torture

Buster Hiney

Ghetto Gorgeous

iOna SwitchBlade

Bullet Bourbon Betty

Ann Philanders Brinda Payne CoCo She'll Nail'ya

The FCGGD travel team, The Kung FU Donnas, will crescent kick you in the face, then run off with your heart.

Recruitment

RECRUITMENT DATES

Potential derby girls must attend both the informational meeting and the skater try-out to be eligible for league membership. Meetings and skating try-outs will be held at Rollerland Skate Center, 324 S. Link Lane in Fort Collins.

OPEN RECRUITMENT No previous skating experience required

July 13, 2008 - Informational Meeting July 14, 2008 - Skate Try-outs

Questions? Email Bullet Bourbon Betty at: recruit@focogirlsgonederby.comThis e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it

SKATER TRY-OUTS Previous skating experience preferred

Contact Information

The easiest way to contact the Fo Co Girls Gone Derby is through the magic of technology, or as we like to call it, email. Below is a listing of the committees that make up FCGGD and a short description to guide you to the right derby girl contact.

bout@focogirlsgonederby.comThis e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it The Bout committe plans, organizes and manages all of our bouts (skating matches). If you are interested in bouting us or have bout-related question send committee head Mia Krusher an email.

coach@focogirlsgonederby.comThis e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it The Fo Co Girls Gone Derby League Coach is Urrk’n Jerk’n as Booty Block Ya. If your cross-overs lack style, your strokes lack power or your workout routine isn’t excruciating enough, feel free to contact her.

finance@focogirlsgonederby.comThis e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it The finance committee governs all of our assets with an iron fist. to find out how she wrangles derby girls and their finances email finance committee head Laura Mangles Wilder.

fundraising@focogirlsgonederby.comThis e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it Ophelia Johnson heads up the fundraising committee. If you have some funds, or would like to help us raise some, contact her.

publicrelations@focogirlsgonederby.comThis e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it Stay connected. Contact pr committe head iOna SwitchBlade to learn about the latest in FoCoGGD developments. To interview a derby girl, schedule a public appearance or promote the derby life, send her an email.

recruit@focogirlsgonederby.comThis e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it Let your inner rollergirl come out to play. Bullet Bourbon Betty is always looking for fresh meat, um, I mean recruits. If you want to roll with us, contact Betty.

referee@focogirlsgonederby.comThis e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it Do you look good in stripes? Well, our refs sure do! Contact referee committee head Nuclear Foul-out for a deeper understanding of the game or, call it like you see it to become a referee yourself.

rules@focogirlsgonederby.comThis e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it It’s not always flying fishnets and sucker punches, there is a method to the madness of roller derby. To learn about our league structure and how we roll, email I’ll Bruisa Peach.

sponsorship@focogirlsgonederby.comThis e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it Sponsorship is a beautiful thing, and so is committee head Ghetto Gorgeous. Email her to learn about the unique promotional opportunities that roller derby sponsorship provides for your business.

volunteer@focogirlsgonederby.comThis e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it Volunteer opportunities with FoCoGGD are as diverse as our hair color! Whether it is administrative help, setting up bouts, or icing down a twisted derby girl ankle, our volunteers are what keep us together. If you are interested in volunteering contact Sequin Destroy.

While tough on the track, off the track Fo Co has a heart of gold. The women share a commitment to the community and enjoy giving back.