User talk:Seventh Grade Minion

Mr. Schnieepp (aka: "Master Of The Universe")

He was my Social Science Teacher until he took over the universe and I became his minion and dubbed him, "Master Of The Universe". I then waited several hundred years and assassinated him, and became "Rook, The Master of all Universes!" and I often visited him. he was always "downstairs" and cooking up a BBQ. He would also play a song, Istanbul (By: They Might Be Giants) how did it go again? Never mind, but he was chill with me assassinating him because he found a nice condo "downstairs". He has a lot of BBQs, or maybe he is constantly cooking up a BBQ, and playing that song:

Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople So if you've a date in Constantinople She'll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can't say People just liked it better that way

So take me back to Constantinople No, you can't go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks

Istanbul (Istanbul) Istanbul (Istanbul)

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can't say People just liked it better that way

Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks

So take me back to Constantinople No, you can't go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks

Istanbul

The End