User talk:Shana Allen-Holder

It is I, the real fatty kid, shana allen-holder. Let me tell you a little about myself: i was born in 1993. my mother is called milf cos she is a milf. i am currently in a long term happy civil partnership with the woman of my dreams. her name is carla and she is FIT. i love to share my chips and cigarettes with her ALL THE TIME. my best friend above all is the beautiful and talented emma. i love her, i want to be her. but i cant because i put too much gel in my hair. i love ben sooooooo much, all the way from his over baggy swimming trunks to his giant melon head. my favourite song is benny benassi: satisfaction. i love to dance to it in my bikini infront of hundreds of people at tooting leisure centre, its really nice when my bikini bottoms fall down. the time that happened i tried to make it look like a mistake, but i wanted joel and the lemar look alike lifeguide to see my vadge. thats all for the moment, and i would just like to end this story saying that emma is smart, beautiful and kind and i am a fat dyke. goodbye.