User talk:Shanafobia

Shanafobia is a common disease, that spreads as a virus, and affects body immunity. The symptoms are weakness, throat pain, congestion, sneezing, farting, hyperness, and occasional burping. The word "Shanafobia" derives from latin, shana = infection, and fobia = illness. It is very common, and can make the person stay in bed for up to three weeks. The only way to cure it is oatmeal. The power of oatmeal can cure the illness, and make the pain go away. People in Eastern United States are more likely to get the disease because of the hard weather conditions.