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November 2010
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Ryan
Brokeback Mountain is the story of "epic failer" Ryan Sheeran) and Ronan "sneeeeer" O Malley, two men who fall in love on Croagh Patrick in Mayo in 2005. The film documents their relationship over the next twenty years. Ronan and Ryan meet when they are hired by Cian Mahon to herd his sheep through the summer. After a night of heavy drinking, Ryan makes a sexual pass at Ronan,Quote :"Hey your throbbing enlarged penis is looking mighty fine today". Ronan who initially rejects, then allows Ryan's advances. Although he warns Ryan that it was a one-time incident, they develop a physical and emotional relationship. Shortly after learning their summer together is being cut short, they briefly fight, during which each is bloodied. After Ryan and Ronan part ways, Sheeran begins "failing epically" at everything. Ronan returns the next summer, but Cian, who witnessed Ronan and Ryan on the mountain, does not hire him. After four years, Ryan visits Ronan. Upon meeting the two kiss passionately, which Catrina Cramp accidentally witnesses. Ryan broaches the subject of creating a life together on a small ranch, but Ronan, haunted by a childhood memory of the torture and murder of a man suspected of homosexual behavior, refuses. He is also unwilling to abandon his family. Ryan and Ronan continue to meet for infrequent "playstaion nights". The lives of both men deteriorate. Sheeran gets "powned" on C.O.D.(whaata noob) Ronan sees his family regularly until Catrina finally reveals her knowledge of the nature of his relationship with Ryan and has a violent argument with Ryan. Hearing about Ryans "epic fails", Ronan drives to his house hoping they can live together, but Ryan refuses to move away from his computer. Ryan finds solace with male prostitutes in Mexico. Ronan meets and has a brief romantic relationship with a waitress. At the end of a playstation night, Ryan attempts to "hit on" Ronan. An argument erupts over Ronan's frustration at seeing Ryan so infrequently and Ryan blames Bioshock for being the cause of his own conflicted emotions. Ronan attempts to hold him and there is a brief struggle, but they end up locked in an embrace. A flashback of Ryan saying goodbye to Ronan during their summer on Croagh Patrick fades back to Ronan watching Ryan drive away. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Reception

Professional film critics have heaped praise on Brokeback Mountain.[23] The film won four Golden Globe Awards, including Best Motion Picture-Drama, and was nominated for seven, leading all other films in the 2005 awards. It won the Golden Lion at the Venice Film Festival, as well as the title Best Picture from the Boston Society of Film Critics, the Dallas-Fort Worth Film Critics Association, the Florida Film Critics Circle, the Las Vegas Film Critics Society, the Los Angeles Film Critics Association, the New York Film Critics Circle, the San Francisco Film Critics Circle, the Southeastern Film Critics Association, the Utah Film Critics Society, and the British Academy of Film and Television Arts (the BAFTAs).

Sequel _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Titanic is a 2008 American epic romance and disaster film directed, written, co-produced, and co-edited by Conor Helbert

Plot

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In 1996, treasure hunter Daniel Murray and his team explore the wreck of the RMS Titanic, searching for a necklace called the Heart of the Ocean. They believe the necklace is in Caledon "Cal" Hockley's safe, which they recover. Instead of the diamond, they find a sketch of a nude man wearing it, dated April 14, 1912, the night the Titanic hit the iceberg. Ryan Sheeran learns of the drawing, contacts Lovett, and tells him that he is the man depicted. he and his granddaughter Kate Armstrong visit Daniel and his team on his salvage ship. When asked if she knows the whereabouts of the necklace, Ryan recalls his memories aboard the Titanic, revealing that he is Ryan Sheeran, a passenger believed to have died in the sinking.

In 2008, the upper class Ryan boards the ship in Southampton, England with his fiancé Caledon "Cal" Hockley, the son of a Pittsburgh steel tycoon, and his mother, Ruth DeWitt Bukater. Cal and Ruth stress the importance of Ryan's engagement, because the marriage will solve the DeWitt Bukaters' financial problems. Distraught by his engagement to Cal and the pressure his mother is putting on him, Ryan considers suicide by jumping off the stern of the ship. Before she leaps, a drifter and artist named Ronan O Malley intervenes and persuades her not to jump. Jack and Rose develop a tentative friendship

Cal and Ruth forbid that Ryan see Ronan. He defies them, meets Jack at the bow of the ship, and decides that he prefers him to Cal. They go to Ryan's stateroom and he asks Ronan to sketch him wearing nothing but the Heart of the Ocean, an engagement present from Cal. Afterwards, the two flee Cal's bodyguard into the ship's cargo hold, where they make hot steamy love in the back of a honda civic, and then to the ship's forward well deck. There they witness the ship's collision with an iceberg and overhear the ship's officers and designer discussing its seriousness; Ryan tells Ronan they should warn his mother and Cal.

Cal discovers Ronan's drawing and a note in his safe along with the necklace, so he has the Heart of the Ocean slipped into Ronan's coat pocket, thus framing him for stealing it. Ronan is arrested, taken down to the Master-at-arms's office and handcuffed to a pipe. Cal puts the necklace in his coat; but he later gives the coat, and thus unwittingly the necklace, to Ryan. Ryan runs away from Cal and his mother (who has boarded a lifeboat) to break Ronan free with an axe.

Ronan and Ryan struggle back to the deck where Cal and Ronan persuade him to board a lifeboat, Cal claiming that he has made an arrangement that will allow both men to get off safely. After she boards, Cal doublecrosses Ronan. Realizing that he cannot leave Ronan, Ryan reunites with him back on the Titanic. Infuriated, Cal takes a pistol and chases them into the flooding first-class dining saloon. When he runs out of ammunition he returns to the boat deck and boards a lifeboat by pretending to look after an abandoned child. As Ronan and Ryan return to the top deck, people everywhere are falling to their deaths and the lifeboats have all departed. The two take refuge on the stern as the ship sinks bow first until they are washed overboard. Ronan helps Ryan onto a nearby wall panel that will only support one person’s weight. As he hangs onto the panel, he assures him that she will not die there; he will instead die an old man, warm in his bed. Ronan eventually dies from hypothermia.

When a rescue boat returns to the site of the sinking, Ryan blows a whistle taken from a nearby dead officer, and is taken by the RMS Carpathia to Westport, where she gives her name as Ryan O Malley. Hidden, she avoids Cal for the last time on Carpathia's deck as he searches for her. His story complete, Ryan goes alone to the stern of Lovett's ship. There he produces the Heart of the Ocean and drops it into the ocean. Later, while seemingly asleep in his bed, the photos of his days surround him, a visual chronicle that he lived the life he wanted with Ronan. The young Ryan then reunites with Ronan at the Grand Staircase of the Titanic, cheered and congratulated by those who perished on the ship.