User talk:Shimlan

Shrek
shrek is a green booger who is very sexy and attracts fanboys, fangirls, and fan people all over the world. now you might be wondering, how come this booger gets more people than me?? or what does HE have that i dont?! the answer is simple you dumb person.. shrek is likable.

I MEAN HOW CAN YOU NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH THE BOOGER...HES A SENSATIONAL, HES MAKING DONKEYS LAUGH AND FIGHTING DRAGONS.

you on the other hand stay in bed all day doing nothing. you have a plate full of last nights dinner that you STILL haven't touched. you haven't change ur greasy dirty shirt for 31 days. and you spend all day pn pornhub searching for furries.

tsk tsk tsk...very disapointing.