User talk:Sieger428

Braden Kirkey (noun) also known as Kirksters - 1) Tall Skinny White Boy - 2) A boy who is called the Queen of N'body 3) Speech Geek 4) Someone who thinks they know all 5) Someone who can't do anything 6) Darth 7)

If you ever run into a Braden Kirkey, beware, some may be poisonous, ask your local pediatrician if you are alergic. THEY ARE A NEW SPECIMEN TO THIS WORLD, BEWARE!!!

Please note that if you happen to have an infestation of Braden Kirkey, there is nothing that can be done to get rid of it. Locked doors are a neccesity, for there is little that can be done to convince it to leave. We have determined that the Braden Kirkey is addicted to Mountain Dew and ramen noodles, and as such, they may be used to lure a Braden into a space where it can be (relatively) contained. !IMPORTANT! threats DO NOT work on a Braden, as it seems a Braden is incapable of comprehending them, often responding with " your mom", or "my @$$".

The most effective way of dealing with a Braden is to simply go somewhere else, as the Braden is unlikely to follow; content, rather to sit in a chair and play videogames.