User talk:Simon.knowles

As they say in the movies, "oh be-have". Seriously, though, we are trying to write an encyclopedia here, so don't make joke edits. Some readers looking for a serious article might not find them amusing. Remember, millions of people read Wikipedia, so we have to take what we do a bit seriously here. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write whatever you want (as long as it's not offensive). --Ioannes Pragensis 20:24, 29 April 2006 (UTC)

Shanes a fat beef
Please refrain from adding nonsense to Wikipedia, as you did to Shanes a fat beef. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Accurizer 18:52, 17 May 2006 (UTC)