User talk:SimulacrumCaputosis/Spork1sock

,,~—,                     SSS  PPPP   OOO  RRRR  K  K  ——   '————————————————||  S     P   P O   O R   R K K  ——    ________________||  SSSS  PPPP  O   O RRRR  KKK —— ,                        S P     O   O R R   K  K  ''~-'                      SSS  P      OOO  R  R  K  K

Your socks smell so bad they kill your adversary instantly.

Congrats. You just won your first battle. You get +3 EXP.

>celebrate

Okay, you dance and sing. The rucous you create attracts a ravenous viridian Hue. It emerges through a trap door below you. You are likely to be chewed by a Hue. Your moves are:


 * go back to celebrating
 * invite to Hue to join in the celebration
 * lure it away from the trap door then dive in
 * run to the nearest window
 * attack first