User talk:SimulacrumCaputosis/Spork1window

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You find a window. now what?

>open it

how?

>by opening it...of course!

no, b ut how do you do that?

>*sigh*, tear open the shutters and throw up the sash.

Haha, I made you say throw up!!

>get on with it!

Fine, you open the window. now what?

>look

You look out the window. There are rocks and birds, and trees and things. And grass. And a violet Hue.

>oh, crap!

Okay, you defecate yourself. Still, you are no safer. Your options are:


 * Go outside
 * panic at the sight of the Hue
 * run back inside and hide