User talk:SithJarJar666/Archive 1

Speedy deletion nomination of Draft:Systematic Overinflation of Gay Chickens


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Speedy deletion nomination of How can I eat raw scorpions without getting stung


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Talkback
The Win Rat Here!  15:54, 1 April 2019 (UTC)

Speedy deletion nomination of How to sacrifice live chickens using your feet and a burned out lighter


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Hello, and welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to contribute to Wikipedia, introducing inappropriate pages, such as Draft:How can I eat raw chicken without getting salmonella/why is salmonella more prominent in stuff other than salmon than salmon, is not in accordance with our policies. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Under section G3 of the criteria for speedy deletion, the page has been nominated for deletion.

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April 2019
Please stop your disruptive editing. If you continue to introduce inappropriate pages to Wikipedia, you may be blocked from editing. If you need guidance on how to create appropriate pages, try using the Article Wizard. ___CAPTAIN MEDUSA talk   16:21, 1 April 2019 (UTC)

Talkback
The Win Rat Here!  16:24, 1 April 2019 (UTC)

April 2019
You have been blocked indefinitely from editing because it appears that you are not here to build an encyclopedia. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please read the guide to appealing blocks, then add the following text below the block notice on your talk page:. stwalkerster (talk) 16:27, 1 April 2019 (UTC)


 * See Rules_for_Fools - creating joke articles is vandalism, no matter what day it is. stwalkerster (sock &#124; talk) 16:40, 1 April 2019 (UTC)

Sorry... I'll try my best to provide useful information for Wikipedia from now on... SithJarJar666 (talk) 16:42, 1 April 2019 (UTC)

I suck at editing... I'll try to provide useful information from now on. SithJarJar666 (talk) 16:44, 1 April 2019 (UTC)

What useful contributions do you want to make? Any certain articles or topic areas you are interested in? 331dot (talk) 19:24, 1 April 2019 (UTC)

I'm mostly here to make sure video game articles have more useful information, and I also want to create some really good articles on Star Wars stuff not covered already... SithJarJar666 (talk) 15:10, 2 April 2019 (UTC)

I also want to lengthen some articles that are stubs, though I'm not sure whether or not to use British spelling, or US spelling, since no one can come to a consensus on that... SithJarJar666 (talk) 15:20, 2 April 2019 (UTC)

I want to create a better Wikipedia, with less stub articles, more accurate information, and no spelling errors. Which reminds me, does Wikipedia use British spelling, or U.S. spelling? Things did get a little out of hand April 1st, and I sincerely apologize for that. My goal really is to create a better Wikipedia. SithJarJar666 (talk) 15:41, 2 April 2019 (UTC)
 * I have put a procedure above that you may use to demonstrate that you can make a constructive, substantive contribution(not just spelling or grammar fixes) which will show your ability to make good contributions. If you don't wish to make use of it, you are free to make another request, but making use of it would help the process. 331dot (talk) 15:56, 2 April 2019 (UTC)

Feliz
Feliz is a municipality (município) in the Brazilian state of Rio Grande do Sul. (Muncipialites, in this case, are sections of cities/villages in Brazil, which are like counties in the United States of America). The population of Feliz was 13,208 as of 2016. Feliz was founded in February of 1959. The area of Feliz is approximately 37 square miles. Feliz is in the Brazilian region of Sul, which is the southernmost region of Brazil, and its coordinates are 29°27′03″S 51°18′21".

Request For Unblock
I suggest that you confine the discussion to this page and account, I have removed your talk page access on your IP. 331dot (talk) 16:50, 4 April 2019 (UTC)

Sounds fine... SithJarJar666 (talk) 18:09, 4 April 2019 (UTC)


 * While you are blocked, the only legitimate use of this page is to request to be unblocked. You can experiment in your personal sandbox if you are unblocked. 331dot (talk) 18:47, 4 April 2019 (UTC)

Thank you for letting me know about that, I didn't know. SithJarJar666 (talk) 21:58, 4 April 2019 (UTC)

Request For Unblock (again...)
You were provided a path toward being unblocked. Are you explicitly refusing to take that path? --Yamla (talk) 15:37, 9 April 2019 (UTC)

I just think that the punishment was a little harsh. I really had no ill intent, I just wanted to create a couple nonsense articles for April 1st, and I realize that was wrong. A 24-block really would have adequately gotten the point across... SithJarJar666 (talk) 15:55, 9 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Please answer the question. Are you refusing the path you were offered? --Yamla (talk) 16:03, 9 April 2019 (UTC)

Yes, because I'm not really a researcher, and I just like to do minor edits, add more plot details to movie articles, work on Wikiproject Video games, et cetera, et cetera. I'm probably a WikiChild... SithJarJar666 (talk) 16:07, 9 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Thanks for answering the question. I'll leave your unblock request to another admin to review. I think it would be inappropriate to lift the block, but other admins may think otherwise. --Yamla (talk) 16:10, 9 April 2019 (UTC)
 * I second what Yamla has said; it's up to the next reviewer, but I think the only two paths to an unblock open for you are the path you were already offered or the standard offer. I regret that you think this is harsh, but we must be assured that you will be constructive with your contributions from here forward. Actions have consequences. 331dot (talk) 16:16, 9 April 2019 (UTC)

My personal favorite article is probably Hungry Shark Evolution because I play that game far too much, so if someone vandalizes it, I can correct it quickly, since I know the content. (If unblocked, of course...) TheSithLordJarJar (talk) 15:55, 16 April 2019 (UTC)

If you feel it isn't either your job or User:Yamla's job to unblock me, could you point me to another admin that might be willing to either unblock me/reduce my block time? not even that, just have another admin evaluate, maybe?
 * Pings do not work unless you sign your post. Your request is open and visible to other administrators.  One should eventually review it. 331dot (talk) 21:14, 22 April 2019 (UTC)

Sorry, I forgot to sign that. I'll try to remember next time. TheSithLordJarJar (talk) 23:19, 22 April 2019 (UTC)

Do you have any ideas for which admin for me to ping to notice my block? I am actually considering pinging Jimbo Wales himself at this point. Is Jimbo even still active on Wikipedia? TheSithLord JarJar  ( My talk ) (What I've done) 18:21, 26 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Pinging administrators would be deeply inappropriate. You were provided a path to being unblocked and rejected it. You should expect to see your unblock request declined sometime in the next two weeks. It is possible but extremely unlikely that it would be accepted rather than declined. Had you followed the path to being unblocked, you could expect to see your request reviewed substantially faster than two weeks. Most users are not provided four unblock opportunities as you have been and with each subsequent request, there are fewer and fewer volunteer admins around to review it, so it takes longer. --Yamla (talk) 18:22, 26 April 2019 (UTC)

Got it. TheSithLord JarJar  ( My talk ) (What I've done) 18:24, 26 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Oh. I see your unblock request has been open for substantially longer than two weeks. I have therefore declined it as stale. You are free to take the path offered you or you are free to wait six months with zero edits and then apply under WP:SO. Those are your only options at this point, though. --Yamla (talk) 18:30, 26 April 2019 (UTC)

Got it. I think I'll take a 6-month Wikibreak to enforce my six-month leave. See you in late October... TheSithLord JarJar  ( My contribs ) 18:32, 26 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Good luck! --Yamla (talk) 18:33, 26 April 2019 (UTC)

Thanks. Okay, this is it, for real this time. Bye, Wikipedia. I can still browse Wikipedia in the next six months, though, just not edit, right? Okay, this is it, see you in six months. Good-bye. TheSithLord JarJar  ( My contribs ) 18:41, 26 April 2019 (UTC)
 * Even if you are banned, and I want to be very, very clear that you are not banned, you are always free to read Wikipedia. --Yamla (talk) 18:47, 26 April 2019 (UTC)

Got it. This will be my last edit for the next six months. Thanks for informing me, Yamla, and thank you to everyone who has helped me. See you all in six months. Good-bye. TheSithLord JarJar  ( My contribs ) 19:24, 26 April 2019 (UTC)

Request for Unblock III
You declined the path you were offered to being unblocked, so you really shouldn't expect to be unblocked. Posting multiple simultaneous unblock requests after declining the offer you were given is outright abusive and if I see you doing that again, I will revoke access to your talk page. --Yamla (talk) 11:11, 17 April 2019 (UTC)


 * Enough. You have access to this talk page solely for the purposes of getting unblocked. If you are using it for other reasons, you will lose access to this page. --Yamla (talk) 19:26, 22 April 2019 (UTC)

Got it. I will stop abusing this talk page immediately. TheSithLordJarJar (talk) 20:43, 22 April 2019 (UTC)

My final unblock request
The usual procedure with the Standard Offer is for your appeal to be taken to the administrators' noticeboard for community review. If the appeal is declined, you will be regarded as having been banned by the Wikipedia community. Is the above statement what you wish to have copied across to the noticeboard? Yunshui 雲 水 09:15, 1 November 2019 (UTC) I edited my request, and that is the one that you can send to the administrator's noticeboard. I hope that they believe me... TheSithLord JarJar  ( My contribs ) 15:44, 1 November 2019 (UTC) Got it. I will stop editing for six months-account and IP. Then I can come back and reapply for the standard offer... TheSithLord JarJar  ( My contribs ) 00:38, 2 November 2019 (UTC)

I can explain
OK, done and done. This person is now community banned, per WP:THREESTRIKES, having been evading their block as (talk • contribs • deleted contribs • nuke contribs • [ logs] • [ filter log] • block user • [ block log]). --jpgordon&#x1d122;&#x1d106; &#x1D110;&#x1d107; 18:53, 17 March 2020 (UTC)

The secrets come out (this is probably the most formal letter I've ever written, and I'm in [withheld] grade...)
Okay, yeah, I deserve the ban. I've been a bad Wiki contributor, and an even worse friend. I claim all responsibility for Evil Sith Kitten. The IP vandalism? That was me, too. However, the other account (what was its name again, "King of Scorpions"?) is not mine. It's actually my (probably now former) best friend's. (We share an IP.) I got him into Wikipedia when he moved in. What I didn't tell him was that I had just been caught running ESK. Now I feel terrible. I got him into this. (I know this because he came over and screamed at me, "Why the FRICKETY-FRACK am I blocked?!!!?!?!") We share a disagreement over diep.io; I vandalized that article. I don't think either of us realized we were battling each other. So, I'm asking on the behalf of King of Scorpions. I don't care if I'm banned; if I was unbanned, the guilt would probably haunt me forever. I'm doing this because King of scorpions has no talk page access. Please, unblock him so I can sleep at night. Yours humbly, TheSithLord  JarJar  ( My contribs ) 22:41, 17 March 2020 (UTC)
 * No. --Yamla (talk) 10:44, 18 March 2020 (UTC)
 * Could you at least post the above request to that admin noticeboard? (what's it called, WP:AN?) TheSithLord  JarJar  ( My contribs ) 15:12, 18 March 2020 (UTC)
 * Done. --Yamla (talk) 15:49, 18 March 2020 (UTC)
 * Thank you. TheSithLord  JarJar  ( My contribs ) 15:51, 18 March 2020 (UTC)

( This is an add-on to previous thread in response to Ivanvector. Clarifying. Would you be willing to post it below their comment?)

The reason I didn't edit at all in last 2 months was coronavirus. Let me explain: I was in school until then. Then the schools closed, so I was stuck at home. "Ohh, nice diep.io article to vandalize" I thought. Worst. Idea. Ever. Especially since King of scorpions always edits from home... TheSithLord JarJar  ( My contribs ) 15:28, 19 March 2020 (UTC)
 * Done. --Yamla (talk) 17:01, 19 March 2020 (UTC)
 * Thank you! TheSithLord  JarJar  ( My contribs ) 17:13, 19 March 2020 (UTC)

King of Scorpions here. Many thanks to SithJarJar666 for letting me use his account temporarily (he left a tab open that he was logged in on since I don't know the password, and said "here's your chance to speak, use it wisely"). I just wanted to say that everything SithJarJar66 said above is true. When I made that unblock appeal, I honestly had no idea what was going on. Now I know, and I hope that the Checkusers will believe my innocence... TheSithLord JarJar  ( My contribs ) 19:22, 19 March 2020 (UTC) (the signature says SithJarJar666 but it's really King of Scorpions)

It's me again. Could you also copy this to WP:AN? Thanks.

 Your ability to edit this talk page has been revoked as an administrator has identified your talk page edits as inappropriate and/or disruptive. ([ block log] • [ active blocks] • [ global blocks] • [//tools.wmflabs.org/xtools/autoblock/?user=&project=en.wikipedia.org autoblocks] • contribs • deleted contribs • [ abuse filter log] • [ creation log] • change block settings • [ unblock] • [ checkuser] ([ log]) )

If you think there are good reasons why you should be unblocked, you should read the guide to appealing blocks, then contact administrators by submitting a request to the Unblock Ticket Request System. If the block is a CheckUser or Oversight block, was made by the Arbitration Committee or to enforce an arbitration decision (arbitration enforcement), or is unsuitable for public discussion, you should appeal to the Arbitration Committee. Please note that there could be appeals to the unblock ticket request system that have been declined leading to the post of this notice. NinjaRobotPirate (talk) 19:43, 19 March 2020 (UTC)

Apology
(Posting this here because I cant put it anywhere else. Please don't revoke TPA, this will be my last non-unblock-appeal edit...)

I want to apologize to the Wikipedia community for all the wrongdoings I've made over the past year. I regret the socking, and the nonsense articles, and the vandalism... everything, really. I realize that socking is not acceptable because it deceives the community and leads them to believe things that aren't true. Because of this, I will never commit sockpuppetry again. I also realize that vandalism of any sort (whether intended to be funny or not) is unacceptable, and I will not vandalize again.

I will wait out my six-month standard offer and then appeal for an unban. Until then, I decided to post this apology to show that I have changed as a person. I regret the harm I have caused the Wikipedia community, and hope that someday I can rejoin as a trusted contributor.

Regards, -- sithjarjar (talk &#124; contribs &#124; email) 22:10, 8 July 2020 (UTC)

List of all accounts used
Making this list for full disclosure. As of today, all passwords have been scrambled in these accounts, so I can’t even log in to them if I wanted to. A CheckUser scan should verify this.
 * my original account, I lost the password to it a long time ago.
 * sock
 * sock
 * sock
 * sock
 * I created this one to use to sock again, but changed my mind and decided to stop socking and scramble this one’s password. You will notice that I made like 20 edits with it on Simple and then abandoned it, even though it wasn’t blocked.

This is for reference when I make my unblock appeal. -- sithjarjar (talk &#124; contribs &#124; email) 20:58, 13 July 2020 (UTC)

Unban appeal
would you be willing to re-post this on WP:AN for the Wikipedia community to decide whether to unban me or not? Regards, -- sithjarjar (talk &#124; contribs &#124; email) 21:50, 9 December 2020 (UTC)
 * Done. NinjaRobotPirate (talk) 23:03, 9 December 2020 (UTC)

Unblocked
Welcome back. -- Deep fried okra ( talk ) 11:27, 11 December 2020 (UTC)
 * Wow, I didn’t actually expect things to go this well. Even if I’m not actually under a one-account restriction, though, I’ll still stick to one, unless I really have need for an alt... -- sithjarjar (talk &#124; contribs &#124; email) 17:24, 11 December 2020 (UTC)

What now?
Well, I’m unblocked... what now? I kinda feel afraid to make an edit after floquenbeam’s comments... apparently if I make a mistake he’ll block me, and I’m a bit rusty on enwiki policies... -- sithjarjar (talk &#124; contribs &#124; email) 17:28, 11 December 2020 (UTC)


 * Go slow and if you have a doubt as to whether an edit improves the encyclopedia, don't. As someone once said, -- Deep fried okra  ( talk ) 17:44, 11 December 2020 (UTC)


 * Welcome back to the English Wikipedia SithJar, I hope we see many more useful contributions to come from you. And yes by "fuck around", I think he meant actual vandalism and not honest mistakes, so don't worry too much. Kind regards, :) --IWI (talk) 18:46, 11 December 2020 (UTC)
 * Hey, good to see you on enwiki ! I’ll try to come back to simple at some point, but you understand if I stay here and get used to enwiki rules again for some time, right? ;) -- sithjarjar (talk &#124; contribs &#124; email) 18:55, 11 December 2020 (UTC)

Your user name
I, too, would like to welcome you back. (I read the section posted at WP:AN.) I also read your name change request. Would you have made the request if someone had not made a unkind comment about it? As one of the original StarWars fans, beginning in 1977, when I saw the film five times that wonderful summer....

Positive interpretation: A Sith is a highly intelligent, dedicated and educated person. Jar Jar has a heart of gold, and always WP:AGF assumes the best of those he meets. So, I am preferring to look at the good qualities, represented by your name! Of course, you may still wish to change your name...but I thought you might appreciate a more positive interpretation. And, of course, The Matrix provides many admirable possibilities. The young man who ran ammunition and saved the day in "Revolutions" comes to mind...Now, I have to rewatch the film to recall the name, (I am old). He is a great role model. Anyway, thanks and respect for the good edits to Simple English WP. Best wishes for your WP career,  Tribe of Tiger Let's Purrfect!  23:19, 11 December 2020 (UTC)

Congratulations on your unblock!
I would also like to welcome you back. I read your previous talk page and am convinced this highly extended block of yours was a misunderstanding. You seem to have been putting all your effort into improving Wikipedia and its related projects since you were blocked on the 1st of April, and I would like to commend you for that. Good luck! sam1370 (talk · contribs) 05:36, 12 December 2020 (UTC)


 * I welcome you return too, SithJarJar; you did some good copy-editing as Total Eclipse 2017. If you're still interested in copy-editing, the GOCE's December blitz is currently underway; good copy-editors are always in short supply! Welcome back and cheers,  Baffle☿gab  02:09, 14 December 2020 (UTC)