User talk:Skizzld

Jan Grim
Jan grim is 61 as of 2008. He is a teacher at The brouge unversity hospital. He is also featured in 458 video games like 300 the game for PSP. He is an action hero that is known for slapping people with jean jackets and usually results in DEATH for the person who was slapped. He also loves 3oz dasani water bottles but hates when people make butt prints on his desks at the hospital.He can fly. He likes the color green. his hobbys include making fun of Bill Clinton and making fun of pet rocks they grind his gears yo. His accent is southern but his attitude is western. We interviewed some guy with a big penis and he said " What kind of name is Jan? for a man?!" Jan Grim then popped out off nowhere and that poor individual died of jean jacket slappings and 17 hernias?!?!?!?! One time Mr.Grim and Chuck Norris fought it was the bloodiest battle ever and Mr. Grim was the victor because Chuck was like yo Ima Nota gonna doa thisa anymore...a. Actually they didnt even fight it was like a crazy hard core tea party. Last time he used the bathroom he was so awesome that he couldnt get out. So, dr. Phil used a chainsaw and a toothbrush to get him out then Phil was slapped with a jean jacket for no good reason. pretty much he is the most awesome person in the world yo.