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James Kreisberg
On November 28th, 1990 Neil and Linda Kreisberg were given a gift from God. It was on this day that James Kreisberg was born. As a child,James enjoyed playing several extreme sports such as skateboarding and snowboarding. However, as he entered his teenage years, he became less active. Currently he literally does nothing. James enjoys the occasional extreme sport. When he developed pubic hair, he also developed an alter ego. His inner James, or EXTREME JAMES, took over. When muscular development began he became more and more indulged in his alter ego. In fact, his condition became so severe that he grew a mohawk. Kreisberg enjoys smoking marijuana and drinking vast quantities of alchohol. His close friends include: Mellissa Ross (Norwegian immigrant who is mortally obese), and Daniel Henick (who bit someone in the face). All in all, James Kreisberg is an extreme human being. He drinks extreme. He smokes extreme. He does nothing extreme. He also acts extreme. James was the leading actor in the film Mirror, produced by John Bessulo. James Kreisberg was and continues to be a living legend of Armonk, New York.