User talk:Smartypantsb

MTJS
MTJS is also known as Married To Joe Syndrome. This syndrome is highly debilitating and only occurs when married to Joe. This syndrome develops over years of marriage to Joe and is generally caused by spousalgenesis which means husband-caused.

Symptoms of MTJS

There are many symptoms that appear with MTJS. The following is the most common symptoms that occur:


 * Apprehension
 * Irratability
 * Trouble sleeping at night
 * Mood Swings
 * Anxiety
 * Memory lapses
 * Increased tension
 * Headache
 * Vaginal tenderness
 * Unexpected vaginal discharge
 * Bad taste in mouth
 * Multiple pregnancies
 * Feelings of dread
 * Doom
 * Mental Confusion

This is a short list of the most common symptoms but MTJS can also lead to other disorders such as IBS (Irritable Bitch Syndrome) and Alcholism.

If you experience any of these symptoms contact a crisis center immediately to enroll into a program for struggling spouses. There is currently no cure for MTJS, it is a life long disorder.

A tag has been placed on Mtjs, requesting that it be speedily deleted from Wikipedia. This has been done because the page appears to have no meaningful content or history, and the text is unsalvageably incoherent.

If you think that this notice was placed here in error, you may contest the deletion. To do this, add  on the top of the page (just below the existing speedy deletion or "db" tag) and leave a note on the page's talk page explaining your position. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself.

If the page you created was a test, please use the sandbox for any other experiments you would like to do. Feel free to leave a message on my talk page if you have any questions about this. Lots42 (talk) 23:46, 12 August 2009 (UTC)

Speedy deletion nomination of MTJS
Please refrain from introducing inappropriate pages, such as MTJS, to Wikipedia. Doing so is not in accordance with our policies. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox.

If you think that this notice was placed here in error, you may contest the deletion by adding  to the top of the page that has been nominated for deletion (just below the existing speedy deletion or "db" tag), coupled with adding a note on the talk page explaining your position, but be aware that once tagged for speedy deletion, if the page meets the criterion it may be deleted without delay. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself, but don't hesitate to add information to the page that would render it more in conformance with Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. Lastly, please note that if the page does get deleted, you can contact one of these admins to request that they userfy the page or have a copy emailed to you.  Acroterion  (talk)  23:57, 12 August 2009 (UTC)