User talk:SmoothGoat

iGorilla. [i-guh-ril-uh] (N.) An individual whose sole purpose of existence is to gain attention, respect and authority through mobile game applications. Unlike the iChimp and iMonkey, this species is under the false presumption that A) game accomplishments will translate into real world success, and B) other game players are their real friends/family/enemies. iGorillas lack the proper social communication abilities required to effectively develop and/or maintain actual personal relationships, therefore they will often choose to play their game rather than deal with real life issues or events. Common characteristics include, but are not limited to: informing others of game scores/ranks/levels; informing others they were killed; violent virtual threats; requests of respect when speaking to one.

Examples: Rebel Knights - see Chugz, Spotlight, UntamedElite