User talk:Snowspinner~enwiki/Personal attacks

'''If you are interested in making a personal attack against me, please feel free to do so here. I promise, I won't complain to the arbcom, RfC, or anyone else. I ask also that nothing on this page be considered in any arbcom cases against anyone else.'''

Personal Attacks Here
You are an English-speaking person, and your mother smelt of elderberries. Uncle Ed 20:18, July 12, 2005 (UTC)

YUO ARE A ROUGE SYSOP AND YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE GET EDIT CONFLICTS WHEN ... oh, OK, my heart's not in this --David Gerard 22:33, 7 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Do you actually expect anyone to use this page? &#8212;Charles P. (Mirv) 23:05, 7 Apr 2005 (UTC)

You smell like cheese. Of course, I rather like cheese, but you don't have an "I like your odd smell" page. Rock on. – ClockworkSoul 01:38, 11 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Thanks for submitting to be a punching bag for someone who is in a bad mood. Consider yourself personally attacked, I just called you a punching bag. Cheers. :-) --Sjakkalle 08:55, 11 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Your mother was a gerbil, and your father smelt of elderberries! --maru 19:53, 5 May 2005 (UTC)
 * Also, your personal attacks page is poorly formatted!
 * Err- I meant 'hamster'. As in, 'Your mother was a hamster'. --maru 19:54, 5 May 2005 (UTC)

Consider this a lime-flavoured personal attack... >:) --Thecosmos 15:19, May 27, 2005 (UTC)

I've stole your Personal Attack page, take that, you smartass Gnomz007 8 July 2005 05:00 (UTC)

You're a jerk, Snowspinner. A complete kneebiter. Friday 02:38, 13 July 2005 (UTC)

All the snow you spin... It will all melt away when your smug etc etc etc. JFW | T@lk  17:36, 19 July 2005 (UTC)

You are Lir! that's right! BURNAGE! =) Sasquatch&#08242;&#08596;T&#08596;C 04:46, August 2, 2005 (UTC)

HOW DARE YOU SUPPORT MY RFA!!! kmccoy (talk) 05:12, 3 August 2005 (UTC)

Snowspinner the Human Sponge
I'm reminded of something the editor of The Sun (a British tabloid, not that I've ever read it) did to his deputy editor Stuart Higgins, who had crossed swords with him. He published Higgin's photograph and telephone number in the newspaper, telling readers: "Want someone to yell at? Scream at? Fume at? Ring Higgy the Human Sponge. He'll soak it up." After several months of hell, Higgins went on to become editor. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. ;-) --SlimVirgin (talk)  00:06, Apr 12, 2005 (UTC)

I like cheese.

Oh yes, "crossed swords", the phrase Paul Beardsell use so often, the world must be upside down, when SlimVirgin is not Paul Beardsell.

As this here supposed to be a place to gather personal attacks, then I would offer a personal attack in Paul Beardsell/Matthew Stannard style:

"You are not an authoritative source to talk to people, and scientifically one may even argue that you have no ability to think."

This personal attack was constructed based on Paul Beardsell's personal attack, and based on Matthew Stannard's explanation, that considering me not a conscious entity was a talk about science. I hope it's entertaining.Tkorrovi 20:08, 4 Jun 2005 (UTC)


 * Tkorrovi ONCE AGAIN (tellingly) misunderstands: SnowSpinner is not granting him immunity from all personal attacks on anybody.  If you insult someone else here they can validly complain.  That I am SlimVirgin or vice versa is a repeated false allegation which he MUST be making knowingly.  I.e. I say it's a deliberate lie.  Paul Beardsell 21:12, 4 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Yo
Go back to the cabal. It's the only place you can troll. And please read WP:DICK; you're a fucking dick. --SPUI (talk) 14:53, 6 Jun 2005 (UTC)

Control or Independence
Why do you control me? You do not have absolute power over me and i strongly disbelieve that user pages are public property! I'm tired of you after you blocked me 3 times (including one without warning) and i do not want you in my way anymore! You are one of the administrators who is against me! -- Eddyward Telerionus 20:08, 21 July 2005 (UTC)

Snowspinner
Stop spinning snow, snow spinner or I will report you! --AI 19:41, 23 July 2005 (UTC)

Fuck You
Fuck you! I don't know why I'm saying this... oh YEAH, NOW I know.... you invited us to make personal attacks.... so....You are a wussfucking borksucker from the planet Ork, you have hissed my mystery lecture, and shall leave by the town drain, and/.... I don't know you very well, you cheapskate! :)   &mdash; Rickyrab | Talk 20:40, 11 September 2005 (UTC)

Closing Remarks
'''Now that you've personally attacked me, you can go on to do something useful. If you think there really is a problem with my conduct, consider WP:RFC or WP:RFAR as appropriate places to take your complaint. If you're just venting, I hope you feel better. Why don't you go look at this now and see if there's something you can contribute?'''