User talk:Sparkle pop101

So here I was one day just sitting in the library with my best friend to my left and an empty seat to my right. It got me thinking...why are we here anyway? What is our purpose in life? Will I one day be floating in the cotton candy clouds with my best friend that is currently to my left? Then I thought why am I thinking about this right now? I have a good home and a good family, but my mom is a bit of a nutcase when it comes to picking and choosing a college! JUST LET ME GO MOM!!! I am a bird and I need to leave the nest sooner or later! I am a spider and I need to go out on my own and build my own web and have my own little baby spiders! I need to be that praying mantis and eat my lover after we make love! I will show the man who is boss! Please don't cry mom! Wipe those tear stained cheeks and GET OFF THAT EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER! Are you having that much fun? Can't be that fun if it makes you a total nutcase! Please, please anyone, if you read this...come to the darkside..........................................................................................we have cookies! We also speak german...not very well, but we do speak it! Ich Leibich Dich! Don't fear my little darlings! It's okay to be afraid...at first that is. If you are still afraid by the end of your 3 month free trial...then we will have to torture you...hope you can join us soon! For more information or a free information pack...please feel free to e-mail me and I'll be sure to get that to you ASAP! Thank you ver much and havea very dark day!

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