User talk:Spazzingfetish

William Bentley Ziegler is considered, by many, the greastest person who ever lived. Born December 28, 1989, with a full head of luscious hair and a perfect nose complete with bridge, he has always been young and sexy, a real cool cat.

Will goes to Foothill Technology High School right now. He is the life of the party over there and when he is around, there is never a dull moment (unless his tummy hurts). Will is retaking english 11 and has some books he needs to turn in becasue he is silly. He also tends to procrastinate. Will hangs out with people like Ryan(but he dosn't go to foothill), Connor, Derek, Corey, Alajandro, Garett, Sam, Clinton, Wesley, Rachel, Joey, Tom, Abby, Ian, Jimmy, Fernanda, Korine, and all the other cool people. Will has a girlfriend by the name of Kelly Gosselin, she's pretty cool.

Will is the cream of the crop when it comes (ahhh) to being intelligent, funny, creative, cute, silly, fluffy, comfy, and many more characteristics. Will loves all of his friends and treats them with respect and understanding, but is not afraid to put them in there place with a good ol fashion "bitch slap" or "rape party". Will is very proud of his faith and dosn't think twice when praising our dark lord. Will's humorous nature has earned him the nickname "Willy McSilly".

Will loves donuts, BMW's, lightsabers, video games, art, sweaters, breasts, music, Buddah, and pimp'n. Will dosn't like using bathrooms other than his own. Sometimes he pees the grassy area outside his room. He is missing a tooth on the side of his mouth and he dosn't want a new one because it would hurt. Wills room gets really messy really quickly and his mom dosn't like that. He is a really picky eater and thinks everyone is dumb for eating "gross" food. Will knows alot more about politicall stuff than the average person his age. When will was little he used to love The Little Mermaid, now he dosn't remember anything about it. Will likes to go camping with Kelly, she also turned him on to Renaissance Fairs and Rocky Horror Picture Shows. Will is always willing to give a helping hand, if you've got the blues he will brighten your day with a "dick in a box", and if your ever thirsty he could just pee in your mouth.