User talk:Spiffyspiffy38

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We're so glad you're here! I dream of horses (talk) 13:46, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

May 2009
Welcome, and thank you for your attempt to lighten up Wikipedia. However, this is an encyclopedia and the articles are intended to be serious, so please don't make joke edits, as you did to William Bergman. Readers looking for accurate information will not find them amusing. If you'd like to experiment with editing, try the sandbox, where you can write (almost) anything you want. JulieSpaulding (talk) 16:31, 19 May 2009 (UTC)