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John Delaneys was born in the suburbs of Bradford, West Yorkshire, England on March (something noboby knows) 1992. In his early days, his parents instantly knew they had concieved a special child who was going to specialise in the world of sport. He was impeckable at several sports, it was just a case of which one to choose. His mother was quoted saying in 1994 'I just hope John sticks at his sport and fulfills his magical potential'. John 2 days later was quoted saying 'Mum have you got change for a tenner, i wanna buy a chip butty from 15 Callingham Avenue'. His mother was then reported in the national paper 'The Sun' saying 'no John it will make you unhealthy'. At the age of 4 and 2/3's John Delaney was moved to Buenos Aires, Argentina after being snapped up by FC Boca Juniors. Argentine legend Diego Maradona was quoted saying ' This kid is going to be a top drawer footballer' At the age of 12, John was handed his first start for the club on the opening day of the season for Boca Juniors against fierce rivals, River Plate. The towering centre back scored 3 goals on his debut, this was a sign of things to come, earmarked a 'wonderkid'. At the end of his first season John Delaney had bagged 52 goals and 35 assists, Players player of the season, fans player of the season and Boca Juniors player of the season. Johns response to this was 'Mum, ive got that tenner i owe you now'. In the summer transfer market, John was linked with a big money move to Chelsea, however was attracted to Roy Hodgsons Fulham and moved to the club for a club record $52 000 000. John was quoted saying 'Fulhams a smashing club, family atmosphere, great fans and manager, with a quality setup, i believe we can go on to win many things'. But things didnt go well at Fulham as after just his first game with the club, Roy hodgson took him off after 67 mins to Johns disapproval, which resulted in him hurling boots at the gaffer, abusing him with foul language. John that evening was sacked by chairman Muhammed Al Fayed. John then moved to PSV after manager Guus Hiddink decided the boy deserved a 2nd chance. But in just his 2nd game against Vitesse Arnhem, he suffered an horrific career ending injury, who pundit Mark Lawrenson believed was caused by Osgood Schlatters. John was last seen on the 8th of May 2009 in Whetley Lane Working mens club, Girlington, Bradford, West Yorkshire, England having a casual frame of snooker with several pints of 'CarlingDarling'. However it was to turn into a sour evening as John left his jacket in the bar and was then informed he would have to sleep with the dreaded dressing gown/small white adidas jacket as other sleeping neccessities were taken by fellow roomates. John was not happy and violently vommited strands of donner meat into Callums loo. He then during the night found a toilet roll to use as a pillow. The the following morning, John Delaney was knocked down by the 645 on its way to Ravenscliffe and is now in hospital nursing two broken legs/hip. Get well John.