User talk:Steffiebee

Jacob Murphy Fisher
Jacob Murphy Fisher, born 20th Febuary 1995, is a talented, groovy-looking like fellow who has a passion for playing the spoons and rapping about his friend the power band to the tune of the Sailor Moon theme song, which he acquired from Mc Donald's, the place he likes to work and party at. He is currently married to Steffie Beaton, after having known her for 3 and a half marvelous years at chac, her stunner bush pig looks became to overwhelming and her had to marry her in the middle of SOR and now she is his woman for life. They are expecting 2 african children to arrive in a box any day now whom shall be called Rafiki and Jew, who shall both be raised in the ghetto so they have a better standard of living. Jacob's swag is through the roof. He's swag is so rotund, he can't even handle it sometimes and has to a single ladies dance in order lower the intense swag levels. Jacob has an inspirational taste in music, clothes and movies because let's face it, he's flawless. Whenever he is wearing his power band his is literally Jesus and he will save anyone from falling roofs. But don't get on his bad side because his power band has the capability to shoot lasers and he will cut you almost in half. Jacob has a jewfro, although he is clearly a Muslim, and he is a fan of cats which his tumblr suggests because Jacob likes to be ironic, just cause he can be, because Jacob is a winner, and winners can do whatever they want because they are boss, and ironically Jacob is boss.