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Legend: A comedy by Stephen Morris, Michael Smith & Michelle McRobie

Legend is a comedy by up an coming comedy writers Stephen Morris, Michael Smith and Michelle Mcrobie. Based on the ideas from a walk at lunch by the forenamed threesome. It follows the trials and tribulations of Taxerdermist Fred Edward Teddy, who beleives he suffers from Multipul personality disorder sometimes he's fred a normal loser in life type guy, sometimes he's Ed who is a 1 dimensional camp act who enjoys a good riming in the morning. AND when he looks in the mirror he becomes Ted an evil dark presense who wants to watch the world burn. Freds best mate is Ga=rab cash TV host Paul Wingmirror who is a icing sugar sniffing diabetic who can't seem to stave off the attention of old men. Fred and Pauls Nemisis is Geoff Waterslide a failed stand up comedian who has turned his hand to childrens entertainment, ever since Geoff became a born again christian he beleives he is a tool for god ridding the world of impuritys with terrifyng results. Woman interest comes in the form of plump over 40's fabergi egg lover Pip Cleaner who's sole mission in her entire existance is to be line leader of the SOUTHERN fried chicken joints at her work place. She currently works on fish pie line with her pal Kimberly Bland, a typical 40 fag a day, three kids and no idea who the fathers are 20 something. her claim to fame being she was once fisted in a lift by a well known celebrety. The all congregate down the local pub THE HOT ROCK AND SPOON run by Normal Sylvester Aka Silv. Silv is a overwieght figure of ridicule and dispairs when eddie appears. Silv also hires Dutch Quiz composer Hanns Dance who states "He's coming straight out of Arnham". Hanns is extremly precious about his homeland.

Legend is currently in the drafting stages and is looking for help to get noticed if you can help. Please drop me an email stephen_morris@hotmail.com