User talk:Stk3789

Sean Kelly was born on March 7, 1989 in the middle of Antartica. Sean's mother was all alone during childbirth, and died immediately after. Sean cut his own umbilical cord off with his teeth, and used the after birth to feed himself until he could find shelter somewhere. It took months, but Sean managed to walk all the way to a small village in northern Canada named Patawatchikawk. Sean was near death from malnurioushment, so the villagers nursed the young baby back to good health.

This page isn't anywhere near done explaining the tale of Sean Kelly, I am just too lazy right now to finish.